The Strolla Ameobi Watch

" There's something wrong with Shola here hes jogging around, now hes stood stationery in the middle of the pitch, theres something wrong with shola" Toon v QPR 2012

This quote summed up Shola for me, he was lazy useless as ever and I fail to understand how he gets games!?

Today he passed the ball then didnt attempt to run into space, I mean ****ing stationery you kidding me!? The last passage of play at the end he was in ****ing midfield!

Against united he looked orite because he knew a lazy flick and BA would do the hardwork.

He doesnt look for the pass he doesnt run into space , for the first time what a lazy twat he is.

When hes on the ball he strolls along then bang loses it.

Apologies but watching him today made me so mad. Id rather have had shefti kuqi on, surely pardew recognises what a lazy ****ing twat he was today!?

From now on Im reviewing Shola on this thread, feel free to add your thoughts.

 

i like shola but he was poor today. we need another striker to fill the gap.

 

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There's something wrong with Shola, haha that sums it up

 

Well take him off your hands then he held the ball up really well and we didn't win it off him once. He made us look league 2 today and the best thing Derry did for you today was injure your lad because Ben Arfa was excellent.

 

I like shola and he can have an impact on a game but ffs, he was awful today, looked so uninterested, let's hope that erding talk isn't too far from the truth

 

Poor and piss poor, he took off best and left useless prick on...my mind wonders

 

I've been reviewing his bollockness for over a decade. Sadly I fear he will see out his 'career' here but I hope he can do it on the bench, the stands or maybe better outside in the car park

 

He held the ball up a few times but also missed getting ahead of his man too often, never got into the right positions, misplaced the ball too often, tripped, stumbled and fell!

 

We can't get rid of shola, he knows where all the bodys are hidden

 

He took Best off because he was hobbling.

 

i thought he is a lazy **** at times bet he can move the ball and took some beauties from the air

 

It's got to the stage where i dislike Sammy through association

 

I think best was just knackered from actually putting effort in and doing all the work

Shola is a disgrace to Newcastle United FC

Call him a loveable fool, a comedy legend, whatever you like, but hes always been a lazy disgrace that gets paid loads of money for doing sod all.

 

There were a number of tasty crosses put in but Shola was never there to make anything of them. There was one that was put in that would have been a goal if Demba had been playing.

 

And my reply to the comentator "That's the way he ALWAYS plays"!! Totally agree, he should be ashamed of himself and Pardew needs to give him a right bollocking!

 

He's crap. It's so infuriating watching someone lay the ball off to someone, then just stand there, leaving the other player with no options. Poo.

 

Surely not!

 

True, but I'd never want him to play for anyone else! Shola to stay forever!!!!

 

Chested the ball down once or twice and laid it off but other than that he did his typical walking around the pitch routine. Looked like he didn't want to be on the pitch, at least Obertan runs around.