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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get what love?
     
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  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Aids
     
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  3. StJohn_Red_Legend

    StJohn_Red_Legend Active Member

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    Sex aids?
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    Marital aids?
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    hearing aids?
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  4. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    DONE DEAL: Manchester United have confirmed that John Cofie has joined Belgian side Antwerp on loan

    That's a big lad you've loaned out....

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  5. StJohn_Red_Legend

    StJohn_Red_Legend Active Member

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    The escort looks familiar - you sure this isn't Ravel Morisson?
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Forget it.

    Yeah, we're bent.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only joking. I know you're not really :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Joy
     

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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    'Joy' is The Hammerhead's <yikes>TM first name <ok>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hello!

    Stranger: hello

    You: Do you like football?

    Stranger: what

    You: Football you idiot, do you like it?

    Stranger: no

    You: That's a pity I fancy a game.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This guy really waned a picture.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hello!

    Stranger: m or f

    You: I need help!

    Stranger: about what

    You: I've been locked in this cellar for a week.

    Stranger: no you have not

    Stranger: asl

    You: Female, don't know where I am but it's dark and wet.

    Stranger: age

    You: What does my age mater I'm 18, just call the Police.

    Stranger: no can you send me a pic and then i will call the police

    You: I think e's coming back, hurry!

    You: He left his laptop to answer the door, this site was open.

    Stranger: do you have a cell phone

    You: No, I don't have any clothes on, he took them.

    Stranger: then take a pitcher and send it to me

    You: Oh no he's coming!!!!!

    You:

    You: iuhgp[o

    You:

    You: Who the **** is this?

    Stranger: you are **** liying

    Stranger: how are you

    You: Look mate just close this session and forget about it!

    Stranger: no can you send me a pic of you to my email or cell phone

    You: Of me? I can send you a pic of this bitch if you like that kind of thing. Are you a woman?

    Stranger: of the bitch

    You: I don't think she's breathing anymore, I hit her quite hard.

    Stranger: can you send a pic this thing that you are doing is vary stuped

    You: I need a replacement, do you have a girlfriend?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  12. StJohn_Red_Legend

    StJohn_Red_Legend Active Member

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    Sweats - you want to be careful. They made a film about people who had bizarre conversations anonymously. Called themself 'Candycane'.

    Got hunted down by a vengeful trucker, "RustyNail"...

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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    It's only a bit of fun.. Think my favourite one has still been the gangrene one..
     
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  14. StJohn_Red_Legend

    StJohn_Red_Legend Active Member

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    Of course its fun....














    ...until you find yourself driving across Arizona/The Outback with insufficient fuel, in an old wreck that'll only do 55, and being chased by a Homicidal Maniac driving a big rig <laugh>

    Not likely to happen popping down the East Lancs tho' is it?
     
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  15. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    It's all fun and games until someone loses a foot...
     
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  16. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    In fairness that happens every time I drive down the East Lancs....you think Arizonas got psycopathic rednecks...have you been to Goldborne recently? <whistle>
     
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  17. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Congratulation to Liverpool for maintaining their unbeaten home record. You did take a bold gamble, leaving out defenders number six and seven, but it paid off. All you need now is Newcastle to slip up against QPR tomorrow to solidify your grip on sixth place <ok>
     
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  18. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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  19. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Don't forget the excellent clean sheet we kept...
     
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  20. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    did you really only have 1 shot on target
     
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