You'd love it. All the alcohol and durty wummin you could wish for. The weather is pretty crap though.
I wasn't actually there, now if I was it'd have been done to the highest standard but I wasn't so change that you to those
Nah, we'd suss you out if you pretend. Just twat the first native you see when you get aff the train and you'll be sorted.
Will do - hopefully the first person I see is that ST twat (if he's even Scottish). Thanks for the words of wisdom Gambol, you truly are a nob