The Hammerhead (off topic)

Just spent 20 minutes on the phone to RHC and I didn't understand a ****ing word he said

He's absolutely paralytic and it's only 12:45 - good on him.

I did manage to hear one thing he said "When Swarbs came for a pint with me I offered to show him The Hammerhead, but he declined the offer"


I'm looking forward to my trip to see him for the weekend as he sounds like a top bloke - and unlike Swarbs (the pussy) I wont be afraid of The Hammerhead, I'll simply take a cleaver to it the minute it comes within a foot of me.

I speak to him on the phone about 3 times a week and everytime we speak he is in the pub, without fail - Legend.

Here is a picture he sent to me of him in the pub recently -

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Don't do it SKY, don't go- you'll never walk properly again.

 

I wish that was a real pic of him. It's exactly how I imagine him.

 

At least my Mrs wont look like the odd one out when we're walking through town together....

I call her 'John Wayne'

 

That is him

 

Yeah right!

 

It is - ask Swarbs

 

I'd have to get it from the man himself. I think your winding me up. That is so much what I thought he looked like.

 

Look Luv - when have you ever known me to wind people up?

I'm probably the most serious poster on this forum (and possibly the whole internet)

 

I will take your word then my friend, I love it that RHC looks just like I imagined.

 

This is me this morning getting ready -

The Hammerhead's gonna love me

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Now this is getting weird, that's exactly how I though you looked.

 

I've posted real pictures of myself on here before (drunken error!), can't remember the thread. It's fair to say that guy in the pic has nothing on me

 

Bollocks. Sorry to shatter your illusion, Luv, but i look NOTHING like that.

 

You're not wrong. I got to the pub at 11.30 am, and by 12.00 noon, I'd had twp pints (one free) and five free sambucas I even had to call off going to see my eldest daughter . I was in bed for 2.00 pm and got up again at 8.00 pm when a mate called and persuaded me to go to the pub again. Only then did I find out the Liverpool score. Sunday was a LOT quieter

That doesn't look remotely like me luv. Sorry to shatter the illusion.

 

How is she by the way? Hope her history degree is going well.

 

She's fine. Just finished chapter 2 of her dissertation on the history of matyrdom

 

I'd have thought that ™ was missing from the title of this article and needs to be sorted out!

 

SKY + HD is a lazy southern fanny

 

makes sense seeing you put it that way