Word of warning

That's not what I meant. Just the classic starry eyed teenage 'more in love than anybody has ever been & lets get married right now even though its been only a few days!' sort of horrible crap that you end up cringeing about a few years later. Neither of us give a toss about marriage but I'd definitely like kids though, would love to be a dad.

 

I don't want kids, not in a million years. I have a much younger sister, she's enough to convince me i'd be a crap parent.

 

Haha, yeah, I know what you mean.

I don't think I'd be a good dad. I'd feel too sorry for the little bastard. I have too short an attention span.

 

See, if you were around when Tash made his Girlzilla thread, and said that, we wouldn't have had a rape thread and Tash might be good at climbing.

 

You had a rape thread? Did you get valuable input from Titus Bramble? Maybe the odd word from marlon King?

 

Your kid would almost certainly grow up to be gay.

"But mummy, daddy has lots of pictures of men on his computer"
"Does he now? I think i shall delete those"
"Nooooooo. My beloved signed pic of Cabaye in a thong. You evil bitch, i hate you"

You get the idea.

 

I'll try and find it. I think it also inspired the Urgent help needed threads that we had but i'm not sure. They're in the Thread Directory.

Edit: Found it. This is purely for the rape advice [NSFW]http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/35616-NSFW-Advice-about-women?[/NSFW]

 

Having a kid is pretty even on the Pros/Cons.

Pros:
- Naming him/her.
- Having somebody who could potentially become rich and feel inclined to share it with you.
- An excuse not to see people you don't like. "Sorry, got to look after the kid."
- Like having a pet, but it can talk.
- Having somebody look up to you like a god for 10 years.

Cons:
- Having to wipe somebody else's arse.

 

The cons outweigh the pros as far as im concerned there. And that is without including having to deal with a pregnant girlfriend!

 

Why is it always tash who start's these legendary threads?

 

He's a character that's for sure. As much stick as he gets, the place wouldn't be the same without him.