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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by luvgonzo, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you...

    Scholarship was one thing, drudgery another. I very soon concluded that nothing would induce me to read, let alone make notes on, hundreds and hundreds of very, very, very boring threads.

    So many cartoonists draw the same year after year. When they find a style, they stick with it. They don't mess with innovation, and they become boring.

    Some of those stories in local newspapers are just as dull and boring as the stories that I get from on-line services, which are basically sort of straight news.

    Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative.

    The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.
    Voltaire
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Your maws a whore - MD 20/20 directed at luvgonzo.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She says Hi!
     
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  4. Drogs

    Drogs Well-Known Member

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    Were you raised in moist soil?
     
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  5. OSP

    OSP Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    <laugh> Brilliant
     
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  7. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Sad old git
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Have you ever seen a bare man naked? - ER
     
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  9. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    That's Bullshit Martin Luther King said that!
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    "Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home &#8212; and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed &#8212; breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert... Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music&#8230; All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked."

    - Hunter S. Thompson
     
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  12. Peter the spastic paedo

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    .
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    Huth is a funny man.
     
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  14. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    this is a **** thread
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    And you have a **** house. We don't ****ing mention it though.
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You can't really call it a house though, a shed maybe?
     
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  17. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    He's got blue curtains in the window though <ok>
     
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  18. Larry-AV

    Larry-AV Well-Known Member

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    Guess by who and where (I've used it here, it describes transfer talk in a nutshell) :
    'Where knowledge is short, speculation is long.'
     
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  19. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Red Rum 1977
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    One of my favourites.
     
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