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DONE DEAL: Manchester United have confirmed that John Cofie has joined Belgian side Antwerp on loan That's a big lad you've loaned out.... please log in to view this image
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello! Stranger: hello You: Do you like football? Stranger: what You: Football you idiot, do you like it? Stranger: no You: That's a pity I fancy a game. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This guy really waned a picture. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello! Stranger: m or f You: I need help! Stranger: about what You: I've been locked in this cellar for a week. Stranger: no you have not Stranger: asl You: Female, don't know where I am but it's dark and wet. Stranger: age You: What does my age mater I'm 18, just call the Police. Stranger: no can you send me a pic and then i will call the police You: I think e's coming back, hurry! You: He left his laptop to answer the door, this site was open. Stranger: do you have a cell phone You: No, I don't have any clothes on, he took them. Stranger: then take a pitcher and send it to me You: Oh no he's coming!!!!! You: You: iuhgp[o You: You: Who the **** is this? Stranger: you are **** liying Stranger: how are you You: Look mate just close this session and forget about it! Stranger: no can you send me a pic of you to my email or cell phone You: Of me? I can send you a pic of this bitch if you like that kind of thing. Are you a woman? Stranger: of the bitch You: I don't think she's breathing anymore, I hit her quite hard. Stranger: can you send a pic this thing that you are doing is vary stuped You: I need a replacement, do you have a girlfriend? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sweats - you want to be careful. They made a film about people who had bizarre conversations anonymously. Called themself 'Candycane'. Got hunted down by a vengeful trucker, "RustyNail"... please log in to view this image
Of course its fun.... ...until you find yourself driving across Arizona/The Outback with insufficient fuel, in an old wreck that'll only do 55, and being chased by a Homicidal Maniac driving a big rig Not likely to happen popping down the East Lancs tho' is it?
In fairness that happens every time I drive down the East Lancs....you think Arizonas got psycopathic rednecks...have you been to Goldborne recently?
Congratulation to Liverpool for maintaining their unbeaten home record. You did take a bold gamble, leaving out defenders number six and seven, but it paid off. All you need now is Newcastle to slip up against QPR tomorrow to solidify your grip on sixth place
Ha another fine performance by all accounts.. This is one of my best yet http://l.omegle.com/1b62b.png
