Doing The Pikey Walk...

I'm running out of ale, so have to do the walk of shame. I'm going to walk past two naughty pubs (opposite ****ty estates) to the garage" and return. Problem being, I've just won alot of cash and will be doing the Bermondsey Bowl (for those who know it). Lets see how it goes............

 

How much cashola BH?

Who did you have on?

 

£500 and he was wearing a low cut mini, crotchless panties and a sports bra.

The 'customers' rode him like Seabiscuit

 

Hi Declan the overall thought was that we're ging to start up RFC CLUBS

FENIAN ****S

 

They cant stand Micky ****s as they nick jobs was the feel for the task.

I can't belive i went in thoses bosoosers but i did. and soorry declan they hate you

What the fck but for exmperiments.dot com

now bolootered

 

Listen, I've just seriously just stood and got blootered in a naughty boozer on st johns hill, bye

 

Sorry Declan, what's your next borefest.

I've saw your humdrum on 606, so spare me the baws.

You live in Londonderry?

Frankly, you're boring

 

Zorrro. then?

 

Typical apologist, no answer.

We (british) dont like you trotters

 

We just don' t like fenian scum. Now hush. Go wage war against those who bummed your back doors

 

What the **** are you on

 

Yes, Declan, only a mere HND in Data Comms.

Go, crush me with your acumen.

 

Infact, you're the bawbag that we like to entice.

"Rebel"

What are you rebelling against exactly?

 

No, Declan, we're the ones who we like to break down and examine.

Are you from Devizes stock? They bummed if I remember rightly.

Oh zoo (oops, that was your terminology for Diouf) sorry, what's your pizzazz exactly?

 

Anyone to call themselves Rubble Bummer is frankly gay.

I think this one performs intrusions on his harris

 

Rebel Boy

Hi Seamus, what are you rebelling against exactly?

Whit a bawbag