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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    this was one from last night...
     

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  2. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    Once apon a time, the loons stared at the moon and howled...

    In the modern era,

    you can go to Omeagle and type away to another loon...
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>

    Sweats has too much time on his hands <yikes>
     
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  4. Sweats

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    and blood... cats blood specifically
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Siamese cats blood even more specifically.

    You moved on from dismembering and burying your conquests?

    There's a British version of Omegle I see, tried that?
     
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  6. Sweats

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    is there?? whats the address for it?
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    More specifically, Siamese cat's blood. With this, I have no problem <ok>
     
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  8. Sweats

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    What have you got against cats??

    just found omegle Uk, there is no one on it..

    I shall be on omegle at some point today as have thought up an amusing scenario just takes ages to get someone to play along...
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    they're too busy on Jeremy Kyle!
     
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  10. Jonesey

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    I can't access these sites from work - thank ****! <laugh>
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ...oh and cats they're worse than vermin, they are the spawn of Beelzebub!
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Cats are selfish c..ts. Someone on here's Mrs has a Birman cat, and he wants to kill it. I loathe cats.
     
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  13. Zingy

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    I've tried several times. <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    Sorry Zingy. I couldn't remember who it was. Make it smoke your spliff. It may turn into a beagle, or at least think it has <ok> ;)
     
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    more disturbing is the possibility of SEEING the loon you're chatting with...

    I mean, who wants to see Sweats sat in his pants, one hand down, typing away furiously...?

    It'll take more waxing, makeup and lingerie to make anyone online believe you're 18, F than exists in Malice, unless you're claiming to be Ruff's long lost love child. I hear the clubs are full of 18,Fs like that in Swansea on a Saturday night...
     
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  16. Chief

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    There's probably a few of my spawn I don't know about in town, I can't lie. I put it about a bit when I first came down here.


    Red, I am also a cat disliker, for the most part. I can't stand the ones that harass the birds in my garden and **** in the flower beds. I could kill those ****s.

    There is this one though, lovely little thing and it used to sleep in the pram which was out in our car port. With a new babs on the way we had to stop this and now it curls up in our old dog's basket out there. I'm quite attached to the little bleeder now but if it goes near my birds I'll have the ****er on toast.
     
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  17. SKY+

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    Hello you bunch of ****s <ok>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    Kill it <ok>
     
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    Talking of cats...look what the moose dragged in.
     
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  20. SKY+

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    Talking of ****s look who replied to my post.
     
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