just been on a trolling mission on omegle Stranger: hey hey You: hi hi Stranger: hows tricks? You: ok ish Stranger: only ok You: yeah Stranger: something bad happen? You: you could say that Stranger: **** Stranger: you alright? You: Ive just been told I have gangreen You: in my leg Stranger: **** me pink Stranger: how did you manage to get that You: a freak farming accident Stranger: wow Stranger: safely say i never met someone with gangreen Stranger: like can they fix it Stranger: or is it a bob marley style thingy You: No they are going to have to amputate Stranger: mother ****ers You: I got stampeded by a herd of buffalo Stranger: im actuallyspeechless Stranger: well i guess at least they didnt kill ya You: So am I... I asked If I could have the leg stuffed to go on my fathers wall in the house... Stranger: hahaha Stranger: that be kinda awesome Stranger: in a weird wtf sorta way You: I thought it could go beside the polar bear and mooses head Stranger: you have a polar on your wall Stranger: you have to be taking the piss You: Yeah killed it on a hunting trip to canada... Stranger: should kill some buffola n pt it next to them You: I already shot the buffalo.. Stranger: haha well thats good Stranger: did you cut of its leg You: I'm just scared no men will want me now i only have one leg Stranger: na Stranger: shut the prostetics they have these days are awesome Stranger: plus halloween is easier Stranger: go as i pirate You: There is a chance of saving the leg an old chinese recipe Stranger: em Stranger: well i supose do that n sure if not get it cuts off You: only problem is that involves bathing in the blood of siamese cats Stranger: ????// Stranger: lose the leg You: We have already started stealing siamese cats You: may make the news as we have to find hundreds of them Stranger: hahaha you are actully having me on Stranger: no way thats true You: its true its a chinese remedy Stranger: have you seen planet terror Stranger: there is an incredible hot girl in that with on leg You: we have killed 20 cats so far and drained their blood but its not enough Stranger: how much do you need Stranger: that caant be healthy You: we were told at least 100 Stranger: thats just fobar You: Did I mention I am what you might call a midget.. Stranger: haha Stranger: sure You: a one legged midget Stranger: unique You: thats what daddy says when I suck his balls Stranger: hahahaa You: standing up Stranger: **** im saving this conversation Stranger: might make a comic strip out of it You: Why is it funny? Stranger: if you have any super powers that would help You: would you like to be a one legged midget and be a virgin your whole life?? and have to bathe in cats blood and have the blood of pets on your conscience? Stranger: em not this week Stranger: but sure who knows maybe next week You: What if they have cat aids? Stranger: then you die of gangreen cat aids deadly cocktail posioning Stranger: you'll prob turn like orange You: I am already orange.. yo have probably seen me on tv I was an umpa lumpa in charlie and the chocolate factory
Only if they tell you.. It's obvious sometimes even if they don't.. Had an amusing chat with a Australian girl earlier she got fed up when I started talking about digging up the remains of steve irwin and having him stuffed..
I just went in there, I was bombarded with people saying Hi so paniced and left sharpish. Not sure it's for me, I can only be obtuse for so long before getting bored.
There are some ****ing perverts on there.. I just pretended to be a 12 y old girl from Botswana said my dad had been killed today having been trampled on by elephants..
I saw you on there sweats. I spent 30 mins once talking to some American girl as Fireman Sam. Really good thread.
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