Word of warning

Yes he might but he'd be licking her wounds from my fists.

 

The word in question being 'her'.

 

Why do they do it?

 

Beggars belief. Some kind of screw loose.

 

Ha, I presume this is in relation to the thread a few days ago about how good looking our players were? Did it turn out to be a bloke?

 

As others have said, it does get better but that's not really any consolation now!

One of the hardest bits is you end up with lots of spare time and that makes it worse as you have more time to just sit and think. Think someone else suggested a bit of sport, that's a brilliant idea. Try and occupy a bit more of your time. Don't know what your hobbys are (apart from NUFC) obv but just need to stick your focus somewhere else in the short term

 

Probably not what you're thinking right now Chappaz, but don't waste your opportunity for rebound action with da ladies. The wounded soldier routine is a classic winner. Given you really are, I imagine your genuine pain may strike a chord/flick a bean or two!

Yes I know, very shallow of me.

 

Fixed

 

I still think fondly about my first serious girlfriend and we split up a lifetime ago, but you sort of move on.

Anyway as has been said before you should not miss the opportunity to gain sympathy with the opposite sex. Let them feel sorry for you, comfort you then boom brutal casual sex.

Copious amounts of casual, energetic and violent sex. It'll do you the world of good.

 

haha

 

Get yourself out with the lads tonight, go to the game on Sunday then go to the next away game, that was my life when I was single. Soon sort you out just your liver will take a pounding (y)

 

they always say that when they're shagging someone else mate, i say forget her and concentrate more on your football, the derby's only a few weeks away

 

Despite Tino's description sounding far more sinister, you both make a very good point. I may have to work the wounded soldier routine into my repertoire of skills.

I do know that she isn't doing that, which gives me some comfort. Tbh over the past few months she's been self-admittedly asexual, and I often wonder if she bats for the other side by the way she acts with her mates. She has two girly pals and they just keep completely to themselves.

But I'm moving on, so balls to it.

 

Always include the statement: "I just don't think I should be alone... tonight" when pulling at a ladies heartstrings. For extra effect, spit on your hands and rub near the eyes to make it look as if you've been crying.

 

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Can I respond back to ask if she has any attractive friends who do this? Hell, If I'm paying for this service then I want a looker!

 

When you see her naked you won't be looking at her face

 

Sinister?

I speek truth.

 

Don't want to alarm you but the same thing happened to one of my mates from work, 21 had been going out with her since they were 17 and they probably did it 5-6 in about 10-12 months, we then joked about her being a lesbian and there were actually some signs which looked like the possibility she was 'kissing friends' buying lesbian magazines for a friend etc. Only to turn out she'd actually been ****ing another guy for a few months...
Problem not happening but it sounds ever so similar.

 

Have to say as soon as I read Tino's post, the name Titus Bramble popped into my head! Haha.