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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    haha, good answer! Same chick?
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    nah new chick!

    Danish guitar player Sharin Foo ( I kid you not ) from the Ravonettes
     
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  3. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Foo me once.....
     
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  4. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    never heard of her,but fair dos
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dave who?

    The Ravonettes? Why's she got blond hair then? Oft slag <ok>
     
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  6. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    just been on a trolling mission on omegle

    Stranger: hey hey

    You: hi hi

    Stranger: hows tricks?

    You: ok ish

    Stranger: only ok

    You: yeah

    Stranger: something bad happen?

    You: you could say that

    Stranger: ****

    Stranger: you alright?

    You: Ive just been told I have gangreen

    You: in my leg

    Stranger: **** me pink

    Stranger: how did you manage to get that

    You: a freak farming accident

    Stranger: wow

    Stranger: safely say i never met someone with gangreen

    Stranger: like can they fix it

    Stranger: or is it a bob marley style thingy

    You: No they are going to have to amputate

    Stranger: mother ****ers

    You: I got stampeded by a herd of buffalo

    Stranger: im actuallyspeechless

    Stranger: well i guess at least they didnt kill ya

    You: So am I... I asked If I could have the leg stuffed to go on my fathers wall in the house...

    Stranger: hahaha

    Stranger: that be kinda awesome

    Stranger: in a weird wtf sorta way

    You: I thought it could go beside the polar bear and mooses head

    Stranger: you have a polar on your wall

    Stranger: you have to be taking the piss

    You: Yeah killed it on a hunting trip to canada...

    Stranger: should kill some buffola n pt it next to them

    You: I already shot the buffalo..

    Stranger: haha well thats good

    Stranger: did you cut of its leg

    You: I'm just scared no men will want me now i only have one leg

    Stranger: na

    Stranger: shut the prostetics they have these days are awesome

    Stranger: plus halloween is easier

    Stranger: go as i pirate

    You: There is a chance of saving the leg an old chinese recipe

    Stranger: em

    Stranger: well i supose do that n sure if not get it cuts off

    You: only problem is that involves bathing in the blood of siamese cats

    Stranger: ????//

    Stranger: lose the leg

    You: We have already started stealing siamese cats

    You: may make the news as we have to find hundreds of them

    Stranger: hahaha you are actully having me on

    Stranger: no way thats true

    You: its true its a chinese remedy

    Stranger: have you seen planet terror

    Stranger: there is an incredible hot girl in that with on leg

    You: we have killed 20 cats so far and drained their blood but its not enough

    Stranger: how much do you need

    Stranger: that caant be healthy

    You: we were told at least 100

    Stranger: thats just fobar

    You: Did I mention I am what you might call a midget..

    Stranger: haha

    Stranger: sure

    You: a one legged midget

    Stranger: unique

    You: thats what daddy says when I suck his balls

    Stranger: hahahaa

    You: standing up

    Stranger: **** im saving this conversation

    Stranger: might make a comic strip out of it

    You: Why is it funny?

    Stranger: if you have any super powers that would help

    You: would you like to be a one legged midget and be a virgin your whole life?? and have to bathe in cats blood and have the blood of pets on your conscience?

    Stranger: em not this week

    Stranger: but sure who knows maybe next week

    You: What if they have cat aids?

    Stranger: then you die of gangreen cat aids deadly cocktail posioning

    Stranger: you'll prob turn like orange

    You: I am already orange.. yo have probably seen me on tv I was an umpa lumpa in charlie and the chocolate factory
     
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  7. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    please stop now
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Now I'm sure. You're off you're f..king swede <yikes>
     
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  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    That was an enjoyable one... some people bail out just as you start to get weird..
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Do you know the sex of the other person?
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Only if they tell you.. It's obvious sometimes even if they don't.. Had an amusing chat with a Australian girl earlier she got fed up when I started talking about digging up the remains of steve irwin and having him stuffed..
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I just went in there, I was bombarded with people saying Hi so paniced and left sharpish. Not sure it's for me, I can only be obtuse for so long before getting bored.
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    There are some ****ing perverts on there.. I just pretended to be a 12 y old girl from Botswana said my dad had been killed today having been trampled on by elephants..
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I saw you on there sweats. <ok> I spent 30 mins once talking to some American girl as Fireman Sam. Really good thread. <laugh>
     
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    What do you mean you saw me on there ? On spy mode?
     
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  16. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    <laugh>

    That is brilliant <ok>
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Short one of mine.

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    You: You have a stutter?

    Stranger: WTF?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Am I the only sane person on here. You're all headf..ked <yikes>
     
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  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I feel at home now. <ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why? Because you're headf..ked too?
     
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