Word of warning

What sort of condition was the kebab in?
Just curious as I'd have thought it would be similar to Maccy D's I.e. didn't decompose.

 

I think the chilli sauce could have been reused but the rest was a mass of mould.

 

A few other lads have said it but exercise and sport is the way forward!

Having a 5aside kick about the mates is genius, takes your mind off it, fills you full of endorphins, helps you sleep and if you loose a bit of beer gut (not sure if you have one, I'm still convinced you're black!) then its all good! Playing headers and volleys is always class craic!

Also...This:

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Press 5, over and over again!

 

It's not your bait, it's the size of your tackle.

 

I would have thought it would look like wood shavings!

 

I'm gonna puke!! Beer, making kebabs taste nice for 40 years!!

 

hahaha am i a bad person for finding that hilarious?

 

What happened with Monkey Dust? They only released one series and I'm still waiting for the others. Is there some copywrite issue?

 

****s sake, the ultimate MILF!

 

I can't stand her...She is fit, but the way she goes on just grinds on me to the point of anger: 'I'm overtly sexual, look how sexual I am....Watch, watch me say the word, cheesecake as if I'm going filate you - Cheeeeeeesecake...Oh, cameraman, what are you doing in my Kitchen filming my refrigerator at 2 in the morning as I sneak down in a neglige to have a naughty spoonful of icecream, I'm so naughty, and sexual, did I mention I'm sexual'

**** off Nigela!

 

More coffee and Kitkat dust over keyboard

 

You guys crack me up.

 

The BBC apparently has a license in this country wherein they're allowed to use any copyrighted work of music permission free in their shows, so for the first series they had to re-record the soundtrack or license different pieces of music compared to the series shown on TV.
Dunno what happened with the release of series 2 & series 3 on DVD, but I'm guessing that may have stopped due to the co-creator, Harry Thompson, dying of cancer in 2005 (that was why Monkey Dust as a series was stopped anyway).

*edit* Don't know why I said "apparently", I know that they do!

 

Been there mate and it's horrible! it's not what you want to hear but soon you will be eating food and watching football and won't give a ****. I just went round drinking my self to death for a month and hey presto I realised there are other girls. If it makes you feel good just go around shagging her mates for a while.

 

Gutted for you. Went through the same thing when my ex dumped earlier last year just before she went to America for the year. Was heartbroken, angry, bitter and confused. Like others have said sport is a great way to take ya mind off it. I started running again and lost 2 stone, well before xmas I daren't check the scales now! Only Fools and Horses helped me a lot too just to get me laughing again and taking my mind off things. There is other out there I met soemone new when I didnt think it was possible and were going great. You will get over it but time is a healer

 

And I don't know why I spelt copyright 'copywrite', jesus.

Harry Thompson had an amazing comedy brain. Didn't he write for HIGNFY too? Such a shame they won't release the second and third, gonna have to torrent it. Surely this is entrapment BBC.

 

That's an absolute ****ter Chappaz. Canny little stint that and having never had that kind of thing happen to me I wouldn't pretend to know what it feels like. so in true blokey fashion, chin up lad.

A few jokes (bad ones)

As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought...

"Just throw the ****ing thing."

How do you make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him

There was a question in my Biology test which asked us to, "Draw the female reproductive organ."

As the exam was progressing, I saw a girl look between her legs,

so I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Sir, she's copying!"

And what about a few closer to the knuckle or are you too sensitive?

I pulled last night. She was disabled......

the following morning.

Michael J Fox, Must have a lot of meeting's,

He's alway's on Vibrate.

 

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A cake of cheese?

 

There's a bloke who lives near me who talks exactly like Boomhauer, but with a Geordie accent. Can't understand a ****ing word he says. Called Jeff too .