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Omnipotent for a day - What would you do?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Jan 11, 2012.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    10k and I would take a cock in my mouth.

    There is a thread in that.


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    Ciaran, Jan 12, 2012
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You should give Sam a ring, he's loaded and too fat/ugly to get laid <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jan 12, 2012
  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Who's that in the avatar, Ciaran? Looks like Michael Caine, Deirdre Barlow and Arsene Wenger all rolled into one. :confused:
     
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    Erik, Jan 12, 2012
  4. Kyle?

    Kyle? New Member

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    Gives us a bad name.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He's a boring irish prick. <ok>

    And to answer your question, no idea who the guy in the photo is.
     
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    Toby, Jan 12, 2012
  6. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Whenever someone shouts a price I always have an urge to shout a different price to sound as if I have my own opinion, but you are spot on - around 10k for me to manwhore myself to anything.
     
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  7. Major Ted Loden

    Major Ted Loden Member

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    i assume 10 k's out of a can of alphabetti spaghetti.... i think you could haggle a carrot too... pop it up your bum or give it to the horse.. or have the horse eat it out your bum
     
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  8. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Someone needs to shoot you down
     
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    Shameless, Jan 12, 2012
  9. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    what joyous reading at breakfast(ish) time.
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    If i was godlike i would give myself £10,000000 ? No flying, invisibility World peace etc? Just tons of Euros? How`s the T-Shirt idea going Mick you strange money lusting chap?
    Still not been stabbed by a black man...
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 12, 2012
  11. gotcoffee

    gotcoffee Member

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    Plenty of Manx cabbies will take you up on that offer Mick .. just wear your 'I Love Man' novelty hat and you'll be good to go <ok>
     
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    gotcoffee, Jan 12, 2012
  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    It would take much more than 10 large for me to suck off a dude, is there a gun to my head Coffee? I will suck you off if you have a gun, get a gun....
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 12, 2012
  13. gotcoffee

    gotcoffee Member

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    I don't have a gun :(

    Although thinking about it .. if I were omnipotent I wouldn't need one .. still wouldn't allow you anywhere near my bits though ..
     
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    gotcoffee, Jan 12, 2012
  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    You can use a knife<ifyouareblack>
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 12, 2012
  15. gotcoffee

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    Butter knife is as sharp as they'll let me have these days <noimnotblack>
     
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    gotcoffee, Jan 12, 2012
  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    You`re not trying ...
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jan 12, 2012
  17. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I would bring Gary Speed back to life then well, you can guess the rest...
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Jan 12, 2012
  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm not very good at guessing.

    I would shag him with both my dicks, though <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 12, 2012
  19. gotcoffee

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    In my defence, I have little interest in forcing you to suck my knob .. nothing personal like, each to their own I say .. someone else on here may like to take up your kind submissive offer?
     
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    gotcoffee, Jan 12, 2012
  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I`m buying you a gun ....
     
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