With the usual mad-cap 'information' being bandied about concerning potential new owners, I thought it might be a little bit entertaining if we were to 'suggest' some fictional comedy owners. It would be helpful if you were to justify your suggestions....... Here are a few.. Young Mr Grace (Are you being served?). He would be good for morale. "You've all done very well" Herr Flick ('Allo 'Allo). The players wouldn't dare lose or they vill be shot! Hyacinth Bucket (Keeping up appearances) Half time tea would be delightful, in her best china cups with the hand painted perriwinckles. I'm sure you can do better than that.
CF, now that Charlie Sheen has cleaned himself up you should get him involved with saints, he starred in a film about how the rest of your season is going to progress.
This guy isn't fictional, but he is pure comedy. Check out Joseph Cala's undersea resort development plan. I particularly love the picture of the speaker on the Undersea Lounge & Meeting Rooms. http://www.undersearesort.com/showPage.php?page=usea111 If he buys the club he's going to float it "as a public company in the USA". No doubt Fratton Park will be redeveloped as the first undersea stadium. Why do we attract nutcases?
I forgot to add his quote re Pompey and his intention to be Chairman ‘At the end of the day, the club belongs to the fans. I want to be the priest of a beautiful cathedral. Purlease - as much as I love Pompey and pray, every game, for a win....... a cathedral?
Looks like we're about to get Pooh bear, but he won't be too pleased, when he puts his hand in the Pompey Hunny jar.
I heard Sasha was coming back! Gun running is alledgedly too boring compared to day to day life at FP!.....................
Look no further than Jim Royle (from the Royle Family) - Picture the scene, if you will...............Jim is talking to a TV pundit.......... "What do you think of playing Liam Lawrence on the wing, Jim, is he up to it ?" asks the football pundit "My ar$e !!" replies Jim, "me old Gran could cross the ball better than 'im, the big useless ******* softie !"
