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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jan 11, 2012.

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  1. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm just made me spit my tea out haha
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Jan 12, 2012
  2. Agent Bruce

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    Life goes on, it just wasn't meant to be. Time is a great healer.

    You'll find somebody else and maybe get on even better with her than you did your ex.

    Good luck anyway.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 12, 2012
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    [video=youtube;Ev9CyeYX-ig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev9CyeYX-ig[/video]
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jan 12, 2012
  4. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;_JmA2ClUvUY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY[/video]
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jan 12, 2012
  5. Chappaz

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    RAWhite, everyone, thank yee. I'm kinda drunk now so I feel numb but it's gonna be a difficult fortnight. Although these videos are helping.
     
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    Chappaz, Jan 12, 2012
  6. holystone

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    3 gems of advice from someone who's been through a few breakups:

    1. She ain't coming back so do nothing at all to build your hopes up.
    2. Delete her number from your mobile
    3. Look to the future. Look around . Check out a few dating web sites.
     
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    holystone, Jan 12, 2012
  7. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Do this!!! OR you will do something stupid if you get drunk. Also it means that only she can contact you which means you can't be blamed for being clingy or wanting her back desperately (even if you do) which is what I got off my Ex.
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Jan 12, 2012
  8. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    Only one thing to do in this situation really, and that is to focus all your attention on Nigella. I reckon she'd be up for it too

    [video=youtube;RtS2Ikk7A9I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I[/video]
     
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    Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Jan 12, 2012
  9. Agent Bruce

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    Wouldn't mind having her cook my dinner's for me. Wonder what she does for afters?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 12, 2012
  10. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    Finger pie i would have thought.
     
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    Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Jan 12, 2012

  11. biggeordiedave

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    Probably Spotted Dick.

    I bet she's been around!
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jan 12, 2012
  12. Agent Bruce

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    She does appear to be well rounded.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 12, 2012
  13. skalpel

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    Get bingeing on your favourite comedy TV show Chappaz; helped take my mind off **** a few years ago anyway.

    Or you know, just keep rewatching this:

    Damn that looks painful. Don't think I've ever seen such a spectacular fall <laugh>.
     
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    skalpel, Jan 12, 2012
  14. The Situation

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    My tip is Gossip Girl its got me through some bad times!
     
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  15. Viceroy

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    Ive had one gf, it hurts so bad at first that you almost wished you had never had one

    Theres somebody for everyone, as long as you are light-hearted and are a good person you will get a girl, everyone gets a few chances
     
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    Viceroy, Jan 12, 2012
  16. Tino's Machine Gun

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    I had a lass for over three years who got rid of me a few years back, was pretty gutted but to be fair a little later I realised it was for the best. You'll get over it though and a ****ty situation will become a good one once you embrace the benefits. Don't have to do anything for anyone except yourself, nobody nagging at you and many hilarious nights on the pull with mates beckon <ok>

    In the meantime here's an old but still funny video.

    [video=youtube;aP3gzee1cps]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps[/video]
     
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    Tino's Machine Gun, Jan 12, 2012
  17. Alfie

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    You bitches whining about women!

    I don't have these problems, I'm a sexual tyrannasauras!!!











































    Extinct <doh>
     
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    Alfie, Jan 12, 2012
  18. holystone

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    Very gay! Ha
     
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    holystone, Jan 12, 2012
  19. Willa Pond

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    I don't know how old you are Chapp but I look back on the times when I had my heart broken as spectacular learning experiences and I can honestly say I wouldn't trade any of them.
     
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    Willa Pond, Jan 12, 2012
  20. overseasTOON

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    I got dumped by a girlfriend years ago when I was still at college.

    She opted to explain why she wanted to break up through the medium of a song. She told me it would explain her feelings exactly.

    I asked which song she wanted me to listen to and she said "Two out of Three ain't bad".

    I replied "But Meatloaf sucks..."

    I've never listened to the track to this day.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jan 12, 2012
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