I thought The Sun headline was pure genius - "Ready Steady Crook", for those who missed it. They may have sold their souls to the devil, but those headline writers are quality.
Why didn't Anthony Worrall Thompson steal any meat - is he vegetarian ? No, he said the steaks were too high. <I'msorry-thatwasawful> Well, actually it wasn't that bad - he's not the tallest of people.
Alan Shearer has said that Gary Speed "lit up every room he walked into". Well his lightbulb impressions don't stop there... Sorry, wrong person.