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Paper Talk Pap!!!!

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by E.T. Fairfax, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Getting totally and utterly sick of all the paper/media talk!! Ba agent says Man U are after him?????? Turns out he isnt even his blooming agent!!!! Carroll going back to Newcastle.........Agent dismisses talk!!!!! QPR dismiss Tevez link????? Ehhhh????? Its proper frustrating that people actually get paid top dollar for producing stories that they know are absolute garbage and that they probably found mentioned on some dodgy forum sight (ahem)!!! And when a paper actually gets ONE right they 'told you here first!!!!!' It never normally bothered me but the claims are getting more outlandish and are almost instantly ridiculed hours later!!!! Just so they can sell a few more papers!!

    Just thought I'd get that one off my chest, sorry!
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    The title of this thread tells you all you need to know about the British tabloid press...<ok>
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    I just been reading The Daily ****ehawk. They say we have a bid in for Ronaldo.

    No not the orange one, the fat one with the funny teeth. They know what they're on about those journo's you know!
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It's wrong..

    I can make these stories up....for free.
     
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  5. blackcatsteve

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    Thing is Ronaldo would probably still be a bloody good player, 6 month contract, sorted, he is 35 but he has scored 18 in 31 games for Corinthians this season.

    Do I really want him, not really, but atm he is better than what we have for scoring goals, so i dont think it would be a bad move if we did.
     
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  6. Beatski

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    Breaking news: "Real Madrid in shock swoop for Commachio"
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    This is totally true...My bags are already packed.....
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    I went to a gig at Wembley years ago and the band dropped a cryptic clue as to what hotel they were staying at so that they could have an after gig party.

    My mate and I worked it out and were outside the hotel trying to get in when a paparazzi chap pulls up in his car, jumps out and starts clicking away at everything.

    Slightly drunk I pounced onto his bonnet, whipped out my Kodak fun camera and started shouting at him 'How do you like it?' *click**wind on*"Eh? How do you like it?"*click**wind on*.

    Two police officers were nearby and laughed as they asked me to leave him alone.

    The pictures were great when I had them developed. The guy was very surprised.
     
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  9. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Its as though they pick it all out of three seperate hats!!!!

    Ba..........Man Utd..........£10 million
    Kevin Kilbane...........to Arsenal............£25 million
    Tevez..........to South Moor Juniors.........half a carrot!!!!
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    Maybe but we'd rather have the orange one though eh?
     
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  11. Beatski

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    doubt it, he's massively fat now (hypothyroidism)

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Blimey!! Thought that was Craig Charles!!!!
     
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  13. Billy Death

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    ****ing hell's teeth!
     
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  14. StoneyNUFC

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    Stressful ay! lol

    Mentioning that Tevez bit, QPR have him on my career on Fifa 12, and Brimingham have Rooney! mental

    But yeah, they do talk a lot of tripe. The best one I use personally (online, never buy papers) is the Chronicle site. They simply report either the truth or they say there's unsubstantiated rumours from ... but there is nothing confirmed and looks unlikely because A. B. C.
     
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  15. blackcatsteve

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    Didnt realise he was that huge, no thanks then, and he is supposed to be retiring anyway, so a load of bollocks.

    and yes, Christiano Ronaldo would be great to get, but we have more chance with this one im afraid.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    But in his prime, was he better than the Portugese fairy?
     
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  17. StoneyNUFC

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    <laugh> HERO!
     
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  18. Alfie

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    Just stick him on the goal line not many be able to score past him.
     
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  19. StoneyNUFC

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    <laugh> the guy next to him looks like he's pointing say "you taking the pi$$?"
     
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  20. blackcatsteve

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    Hard to say, you cant really knock Christiano Ronaldo`s 87 goals in 80 games for Real Madrid, and at Man U he did play as a winger in his early stint there, but he still has 1 goal every 2 games.

    Injuries played havok with the Brazil Ronaldo as well, and for the national side he had a better side than Portugal do around him.
     
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