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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by NufcBano, Jan 10, 2012.

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  1. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    Biggest Penis: Alan Smith. Too obvious really...
     
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  2. Speedo

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    Ok, who's got the biggest schlong at NUFC?

    (CLUE: Suarez hates him)

    PS. I'm guessing, but I'd hate to see what he'd do to me if I said anybody else...
     
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  3. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    To be honest this discussion was done on another thread (the one mackem chloe made) but I was shocked to wake up in the morning and find out that the thread was deleted :(

    By the way , Shola obviously.
     
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  4. Amnesiac

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    If Danny Simpson's interview on Soccer AM is anything to go by, it's Lovenkrands.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Schlonga Ameobi.
     
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  6. The Wilde one

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    I bet HBA's is tiny.
     
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  7. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Young Shane Ferguson...
     
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    This thread has taken quite a disturbing turn
     
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  9. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Since we are saying random stuff:

    I just had jam on toast and when I put the jam on I dropped it on the floor jam side and picked it up and ate it. <somersault>
     
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  10. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    Perch is pretty much nailed on to have the biggest shlong. It's always the quiet ones you have to look out for!
     
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  11. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Suppose he gotta have something going for him lol
     
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    Imagine what he can do with it though...
     
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    Don't wanna know :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    I shan't spoil the surprise ;)
     
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    Bet he's quick and skillful <laugh>
     
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    Given away possession most? Is it going to be something silly like Tim Krul?

    Just thinking that every time he boots the ball downfield from a goal-kick its going to be pretty much 50-50 on giving the ball away...
     
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  17. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I'd guess at Tiote.
     
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  18. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    Possession one's Tiote isn't it?
     
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  19. TomTom94

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    Yeah, I think this joke is done. <whistle>
     
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    Someone actually answered a question....it was Tim Krul yea.
     
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