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Chinese or Indian?

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmmmmmmmm, right across the road from me there are both. Now what shall I have? The Indian one also has a small sit in bitty. It's not licensed but that does not bother me as I have stopped drinking. Also stopped smoking, doing my bit to **** up the government tax revenue.

    I feel like that monkey on the kiddies tv programme who had to make his mind up on what flavour milk shake to have.

    So Chinese or Indian?
     
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Rape them both.
     
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  3. nufc4life

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    hopefully its not mr wright mr wongs chinese takeaway
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What even the female staff?
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Just walk up to both, stick your dick in the door and wait and see what happens.
     
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  6. nufc4life

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    It will be put in a curry or a balti
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I prefer Indian. Chinese is good if you get it from a decent takeaway that doesn't put so much fat and goo in it. The ONLY Chinese I would truly recommend is the one on Redhill Road, Hitchin if that helps.
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    No, that's just crude. Only the men and children.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    what number of bus takes me there?
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Was it not Bod that had to choose what kind of milkshake to have and the monkeys and other animals were part of the orchestra and would give him 3 choices?
     
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    It was Alberto the Frog wasn't it?
     
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  12. Sam Axe

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    Has anyone else noticed that Chinese and Indian women are either really good looking or really ugly? There is no half way.
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    More with Indian women.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    frogs, monkeys seems lik we are on familiar territory here.

    Chicken Tikka Jaipuri, fried basmati rice, peshwari naan, well sorted!!

    Oh and a strawberry milk shake.

    Lets see the ****ers turn this into an Irish threadfest.
     
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  15. MrWright!

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    haw he haw he hawwwww


    yew a bad man a vwry bad man
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    They all look the same to me: Lady Chinky Eyes.
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Was the frog not the conductor? It was definitely on the programme Bod though.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    Yeah the frog was the conductor and was a former IRA terrorist.........................ah ****.....................
     
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  20. irishgreen

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    Beware the madras <Gambolssofa>
     
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