I was a Granny finder for a well known footballer, no names, very confidential, it was a dirty job coming home stinking of piss and prunes but the money was great, unfortunately came to an end when his missus found out, as luck would have it though his dad gave me a job, all I had to do was travel round the country placing bets, don't know exactly how it worked but they were very lucky, now I'm back with same footballer and thats why I'm in Spain I'm sure you know there are loads of donkeys here and my job is to cilp the pubic hair from the females, bag it and post back to Cheshire, don't know what it's used for!! Thanks for your interest bye for now He Haw!
As soon as I spotted an ugly get looking lost and out of his depth, I knew it was Swarbs. It's a local pub for local people. We don't get many strange folk in here, and Swarbs is most definitely strange
Oh yeah I live in Surrey but I was born in Manchester and lived there all my life. I only moved here yesterday. Just like your story
Don't worry about him mate. The amount of money Malaga are spending right now, it'll only be a matter of time before he supports them
