Love it, very good Sooper. Another classic rebel piece of satire. Hughes will look to sign a few baa gins this transfer window. Joey Baa ton to remain as club captain then.
even though i write spoofs i can't keep up with the dramas that are unfolding at our club.. its impossible to keep up to date with the surreal soap opera that is gathering pace.. just thinking about our forthcoming derbies against the scum and the spritzer drinkers.. we could be facing Chelsea in the cup with Anton, Wayne Bridge and Alex in our back 4.. and with JT in front of the beak just a few days later.. then the Fulham game should be lively with Hughes and possibly Johnson lining up against fat pig Jol.. you really couldn't make it up! onwards and who knows what..
It is the most unrealistic soap opera ever,just goes to show you can't script real life.Being a hoop is just the biggest rollercoaster ride anyone can ever take,keep up the good work though Rebel you always give me a good chuckle mate!