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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    There is an endless supply of porn for submariners now, that's the internet.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

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    SAS by some considerable distance.

    Any **** straight off the street can join the Seals and as for the FL, they are pish apart from the 2 parachute (Rep) units. A guy in my regiment went awol and ended up in France where he joined the Legion, he was a Corporal within 8 months.
     
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    They're all ****s anyway.............playing at being soldiers. **** me I stopped all that pish when I was about eight (aye soldiers, nae being a ****).

    Immature squaddies with difficulties getting erections hence the loaded guns substitutes.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

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    If you can think of a better way for me to act the "Big man" with a gun i'd like to hear it.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    the SAS it is then. gony join soon
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

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    One slight drawback Nev, you have to have served at least 3 years in the forces before you can apply.
     
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    Well you're not hearing it.

    Comprende.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    **** sake. is the pay good?
     
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    Not if you're killed I don't think.
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    they dont get killed though
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    Immediate rise to Band 5 payscale which is equivalent to a Seargent's pay, so yes, pretty good.
     
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    <ok>
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Nev - surely there's a pisstest as some point.
     
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