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What are your best diet tips?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Coffee55, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    My 1 rule for losing weight ................


    stop eating you fat ****!
     
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  2. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    gambol it seems your a jelly head ha ha
     
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  3. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    mr wight your wong eat chinese food beef cuwwy fwied wice
     
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  4. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    And you go an shag a dog.
    ayee pett
     
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  5. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    is that your personal tip for loosing weight like pal
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It was random, fatso.
     
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  7. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Some people eat excess amounts of food because they are unhappy.

    I know people who have suffered with depression, but they never went through life with an ice-cream scoop in one hand, and a tin-opener in the other.

    <sobimissmymother>

    <morbidobesity>
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i just did a detox fast for a week and lost 9lbs <ok> have to eat raw food for a few days still yet.
     
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  9. Coffee55

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    That sounds OK. Is there a limit on how much raw food you can eat?
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Depends on how big your stomach is <ok>
     
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  11. Erik

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    I liked the podgy Jen <cry>
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    normal jen, now im anorexic jen.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    eat as much as you like. my stomach is probably the size of a golfball or something so i cant eat much.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can eat as much raw chicken as you like <ok>
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And another thing.

    Some of the gotesques you see on TV shows are so mahoosive that they can't actually get out of their beds let alone pop down the shops for more Ginsters. Behind every lardy there is always someone who is serving up the Man Vs Food sized plates of grub that keep the chubsters fed.

    I blame these feeders as much as the porkers. Why not serve up salad and veg instead of chips and cakes? The poor sods can't exactly run after you demanding calories surely?

    And another thing.

    There was a super-large bird on an American chat show a while back who said she drove up to FatDonalds and ordered at the drive-in window so that she didn't have to get out of the car and to make it look like she was ordering for more than just herself she'd get three or four drinks so that all the burgers she bought appeared to be for a few others. She'd sit in the car park and eat the lot but ditch the drinks. Her weight became a problem when she was too big to fit behind the wheel of her car and couldn't get to drive-ins any more. You would have though the alarm bells would have rung way before that.

    And another thing.

    Have you been to the States? Entire fat families rolling about the place, Disney was the most shocking. It looked like Sea World had set loose the whales and put them in shorts and baseball caps. Kids no older than 7 or 8 not able to walk but being driven around in those golf/airport carts with their obese parents. Made me look feckin anorexic and I'm no stranger to a burger either.

    Not that I would judge of course <ohbutwedojudgereallysmiley>
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep, been to Disneyland and all the fat ****s driving around on mobility scooters was a bit of an eye opener.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Youve destroyed my image of Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny et al.

    They all looked so slim on the telly.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cinderella was the most disappointing.

    You won't find Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck at Disneyland ya walloper. They're no even allowed into the place.
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    ER in alzheimers shocker.
     
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  20. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member
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    the best and easiest way to lose weight is to cut out the carbs. Go back to the caveman diet and eat protein and green veg, and you'll see the pounds drop off. If you want more info, drop me a message, i'll be happy to help, but i promise you won't be bored or hungry.
     
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