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  1. Mick

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    peter andre had sex with a dog how come he's no in jail" <laugh>​
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I actually wasnt. I watched Bronson, no country for old men, terminator 2, I love you man, Step brothers & fight club

    didnt like the ending to NCFOM even though i liked the film

    eewww I watched Hitch aswell <diva>
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

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    Is Bronson any good Nev? Not a patch on Chopper I suspect????
     
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    Chopper's a ****in wimp.FACT.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

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    Naw, that's Nev Bartos. <whistle>
     
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  6. Hugh Briss

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    You would have had sex with animals if any had been available.

    Sadly, you were in the Army so had to make do with funny-shaped vegetables.
     
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    Fancy them calling his wife that,as bad as Freddie Shepard
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I thought it was good. other people I know didnt like it cos it's quite weird at times. It's funny though, he's a mad **** <laugh>
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I heard you liked the bit when he got in the scud and greased himself up to fight the guards.

    Ooo-er nev <diva>
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I did. that was the best bit <laugh>

    the guard he captured was ****in brickin it <laugh><applause>

    "not my arse you ****ing homosexual!!"
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    [video=youtube;YsAPNeWqoUY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsAPNeWqoUY[/video]

    <laugh>
     
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    freak
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

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    Not true, us Army types happily rode each others arses when certain urges arose.

    That's why I joined, for the fringe benefits.
     
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    Really? I thought it was the Navy types who were more guilty of that Dev, being cooked up in a tin underwater for months on end and no new supply of porn?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    hey russ. what's the endurance test you need to do to get into the paras? I hear it's a killer
     
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    SHUT THE **** UP, YOU **** <laugh> <ok>
     
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    There are variations, for Parachute Regiment it's all part of their basic training, for non Para reg you do what's called the "All Arms course" which is indeed a killer.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_company
     
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    One potato, two potato, three potato, four......................
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    do you now what the navy seals have to do? it's pretty insane

    what's the hardest? SAS? foreign legion? Navy Seals?
     
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