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  1. Theoski09

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    Hello, this is my debut. This is how I see our season so far:

    Tim Krul has been best keeper in the league.
    Simpson has improved since his shaky start to the season. Very impressive in both Man Utd games.
    Coloccini and Taylor are the best centre half partnership in the league. Shame Taylor is injured.
    Williamson has strolled into the team effortlessly.
    Santon looks a top player. Him and Jonas could do some damage from here on in.
    Obertan hasn't been great but doesn't deserve to be booed off the pitch. Idiots need to look at themselves.
    Cabaye and Tiote are the best midfield partnership in the Premier League. Wouldn't swap them for anyone.
    Our wing has been our weakness this season. Not many goals come from this area.
    However, to the above, Ben Arfa is the obvious solution to this. He was very good v Blackburn and has played their his whole career. I want to see him their in every home game for sure.
    Shola and Best are not great up front on their own but together they can do a job for us until Ba is back.
    Demba Ba. Top class. Enough said. Cant afford to sell him. I hope this disgraceful comments about his contract from melt face are resolved quickly.

    We should finish 7th. Cant see much competition for it. The FA Cup should be our primary target for the season.

    Hopefully no-one will leave and we get a few in. Defender, Striker and also another midfielder would go down a treat.

    Have I got myself into something I may regret joining this site..............?!!!

    Howay the lads!
     
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  2. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Hello.








    Tits or gtfo.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Welcome. You don't have a sister called Chloe do you?
     
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  4. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    Possibly..... <whistle>
     
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  5. Theoski09

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    No I dont have Tits im afraid, man boobs maybe.

    No sister called Chloe either. Nice random question.
     
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  6. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh>

    Welcome welcome, I'm sure you'll love it here, most of us can't seem to get off of it at all.
     
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  7. Why aye Cabaye

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    You wouldn't consider it random I'd you were on here last night <laugh>
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just as a final test.... You get offered a blow job from Tess Daly, hand job from Richard Griffiths or a night out on the piss with the Toon squad.... What will you pick?
     
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    It's Viking Erik!!

    Burn him. Burrrrn him goooood....
     
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  10. skalpel

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    Welcome <ok>. Enjoy your stay.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Get out now before you become addicted and spend every hour of every day on here.
     
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  12. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Welcome <ok>

    Agree with nearly everything you said.
     
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    This post has made me question whether I want to stay or not, never mind a new guy <laugh>!
     
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  14. MrsFeenee

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    Greetings and welcome, and I would sum up our start to the season in almost exactly those terms too
     
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    Welcome to the mad house. Agree with the article 100%

    Someone will be over shortly to administer the medical/initiation (most likely AH) to see if you are fit enough to post.
     
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  16. Theoski09

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    Id have to go for the hand job off Griffiths......would last the longest before ejaculating with over excitement.
     
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  17. skalpel

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    <laugh>! You'll fit in well around these parts.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He has the griff love! He's one of us!
     
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    The queens will have this new fish marked <laugh>
     
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