Was in getting some soup for lunch and this ****y guy with peroxide blonde hair comes in behind me. He reminded me of that Louie **** from Pineapple Dance Studio. Anyway, he's rubbing up behind me so I tell him to get in front where I can see him. He skips past me and tries to order something. The poor bird behind the counter couldnt hear him coz his ****y voice. So I order mine in my gruff man voice and can tell she got wet. I pick up my soup and go to leave and some bird says it was her soup, so I leathered her. All the while the wee gay guy was dancing about asking a builder if he could try on his hard hat
