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Who wants Scotland to remain as part of England...........sorry meant UK.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Jan 9, 2012.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    I thInk the lazy sweaty pissheads should be forced to vote Yes to their own independence.



    In fact, do they actually contribute anything to GB?
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I'm shagging one of your lot <ok>
     
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  3. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Great in bed is Maggie. She's so ****ed up in the head these days you can get her to do anything: anal, ATM, blumpkin...
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    If you get rid of the scots, who will drunkenly throw themselves at Argentinian machine guns in a few years?
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    This man has a point <ok>
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm not bothered about the breaking up of the UK, however, it's not Scotland or Wales or Cornwall or even the Isle of Man that's the problem, what are we going to do with Ulster? If Scotland leaves the union then England will be responsible for it and yet it's populated by "Ulster Scots". Might be better if we English have a sneaky independence referendum first then we can leave Scotland and Wales to sort that one out.
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough. We'll deal with Ulster. You can deal with keeping the Falklands from the Argies and Gibralter from the Spaniards <ok>
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    **** you. The rest of us in Scotland want nothing to do with Ulster and its engrained secterianism which is so prevalent in the Central Belt.

    Relocate Ulster to The Central Belt and keep all the religiously intolerant bams in one place.
     
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  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    The first thing we'll do when we get independence is repatriate all you English ****s.

    I realise that includes my girlfriend but that's a sacrafice I'm willing to make!
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The Falklands solution is simple: let them become a self-governing autonomous country who just happen to grant all of their oil exploration and production rights to British companies.

    As for Gibraltar: it's just a rock with some monkeys on it isn't it? Still, if it pisses off the Spaniards...
     
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  12. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Yes - send back the English and we can send back all the benefit taking pissheads and single mothers with 12 kids <cheers>
     
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  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Would kinda defy the point of repatriating them would it not?
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Suits me. Then I'll shag your hideous munter in Englandshire.

    Leave you to choke on your shortbread Alasdair.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Thats a point. There are more Scotchies in England.

    Mostly mindless thugs and drunks from the Central Belt.
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Who would manage all your football teams?
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Without Britain supplying their military, money for the RUC and funding prisons and all the other stuff we would have sorted Ulster a long time ago. Please pull the plug.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <ok>

    Or do all the important jobs like run all your industries, corporations, and companies.
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    By "sorted" do you mean "ethnically cleansed"?
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No, don't be hysterical, we are not English.
     
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