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Has anybody been on holiday by themself?

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    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    And more to the point has it worked?
     
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  2. User Deleted

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    nah im regularly doin kegels and reverse kegelsto help with that (look it up)

    do them on the train to work in the mornin mostly.
     
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    just googled it:

    Kegel exercise - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
    A pelvic floor exercise, more commonly called a Kegel exercise (named after Dr. Arnold Kegel), consists of contracting and relaxing the muscles that form part of ...
    Taoist sexual practices - Pubococcygeus muscle - Pelvic floor - Vaginal cone
     
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  4. joe harts dance instructor

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    One of my mates went to Ibiza himself, him and his ex booked the holiday then 3 days before they went she split up with him, said it was the best holiday off his life.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I heard a good way to stop it is to stop mid piss everytime you go for a piss.

    I have the opposite problem to Beale mainly because I only ever get my hole when I'm tanked up <lad> but shagging for and hour non-stop and not even coming close to shooting yer load is ****ing ****. next morning though I'm ian bealed oot ma nut that's if she's no done a runner by then
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    For a single man out for a good time there is no better holiday than the bay area of San Francisco <ok>
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I do enjoy a good tram ride
     
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  8. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I think ther's a name for that - impotence
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    no, that's when you cant get a hardon ya daft ****
     
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  10. User Deleted

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    <laugh>

    wtf is this make your post at least one character ****e
     
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    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I was travelling to Villareal from Malta by myself to watch the super Celts in Europe and met a Celtic support in Malta airport called Pat the Hat who ended up living in my house for about 4 months.
     
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    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    you're being pedantic- any weakness in sexual performance is included in the term 'impotent' - not too worried if that's not to your liking because
    I've never had any trouble in coming or going.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    that's cause you dont get as drunk as me. When I'm sober I shoot my load Ian Beale style <ok> (not quite but pretty soon depending on the poontang)
     
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  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Anywhere in the canaries, all inclusive.

    Wouldn't be my answer to depression but aye having unlimited alcohol would certainly go a way to fixing it.
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    what about the gf??
     
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  17. User Deleted

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    the gf cant afford it jen and i'd like some time on my own you know?

    ive been feeling down

    EDIT: you're more than welcome to come if you can afford it
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Dev will send you his copy of the Gay Hanky Code if you ask nicely.

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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    awww bealey <hug>

    you should talk to someone.
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>.
     
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