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  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Nursery teacher wanted to speak to the mrs about our sons behaviour.

    He broke a toy, was playing rough & saying naughty words.

    Soon as I get home I'm gonna give him what for the little ****. Might even break one of his toys as punishment <laugh>

    Not sure if any other kids were involved or pulled up about it. If they were we'll simply blame for being a bad influence <ok>
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Cruel bastard.

    Tell him Santa died of gay AIDS.
     
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  3. Bhoy From Brum

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    <laugh>

    Its his birthday next month, "Daddies lost his job so has no money to bribe the birthday fairy to come. These toys will be alright for another 12 months champ" <ok>

    Was planning on getting a McDonalds on the way home, hardly the right way to handle the situation
     
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    Get a McDonalds. But just for you. <ok>
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> What a bunch of sadists we are.
     
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  6. get a happy meal and stamp on the toy in the shop and start crying an maybe piss urself. see what kinda reaction that gets <ok>
     
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  7. B-C

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    <laugh>

    Make sure and give the wee man a lecture while eatin yer burger...

    "See son....nom nom nom........you must treat.....nom......your classma.....nom.....nom......buuuuurrrrpp......tes with ........nom......respect......nom nom nom"
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Or you could print this picture out, show it to him and say "This is what bad boys grow up to be"

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. TN8

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    B-Celtic that just sounds like the way Brummies speak even when they're not eating <ok>
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    To be fair he wouldn't give a **** what you told him. He's a like a little ****ing teenager.

    "I'll tell the police" "Here's your phone daddy to ring the police" Can't help but laugh at the little cheeky fella <ok>
     
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    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    He's only 3 ffs.
     
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  12. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    & people of your generation wonder why the youth of today are so violent <doh>
     
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  13. B-C

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    That's how you lost your legs, isn't it.
     
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  14. lone ranger

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    i mind getting smacked when i was a kid and telling my dad it didnt even hurt, i got told to wait there and he came back and smacked me again with a bit of 2x4. and i learnt a valuable lesson <ok>

    as well as developing the early signs of fetishism that are still with me today <laugh>
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    So your dad shaped your sexual habits? Either your dad was a priest and/or your catholic















    (that was a joke ya ****s)
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    <outrage>
     
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  17. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    FFS Magic you bigotted nonce.

    Your looking at a 2 week ban for that comment <MUIR>
     
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