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Has anybody been on holiday by themself?

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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Im thinking of goin away by myself as ive been feelin depressed. Thinking on going to the Canaries or something.

    Anybody done it? think i would feel kinda awkward eating out myself n stuff.

    would be no bad during the day, all you need is a good book and your ipod
     
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    Hmmm...Canaries might not be the best place if you're depressed tbh...some bird went there last year and lost her head...
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    What happened to the 21 year old bird?

    Surely you could buy two tickets and lure some wee slut away with you for a week-long pumpfest <ok>
     
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    Or save money on one ticket and do the work once you're there...
     
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    Whay have you edited vibrator out<laugh>

    I caught it in my first post so there's no escape<laugh>
     
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  6. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    A black man from Sierra Leone going on holiday on his own? That's gotta look dodgy.
     
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    she cant afford it and i kinda need some time on my own. know what i mean?
     
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    the vibrator bit was poor haha
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you not got a burd Ian?

    I've thought about doing it aswell btw. maybe we can both meet up?
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    I'm thinking about doing this too. I already go to concerts by myself and it's great craic, now it's time for the next step.
     
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    aye, see above.

    that would be NEAT!
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Stay at home and spend the same amount of money on hookers and blow instead. <ok>
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Birds are suspicious of dudes on their own <straightbarrymorerisk>

    Take a mate, Beale - a wingman.
     
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    Depends on the story and the technique...

    <rookie>
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    american blow or british blow?
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    cant believe you would leave your burd at home ya sick **** <laugh>
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

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    american
     
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  18. User Deleted

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    and i dont need to worry about any **** havin a crack at her, shes abt 20 stone these days <laugh>

    only jokin if you're looking in bbz
     
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  19. Otto Flayshow

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    Was this a radical step to cure your PE problem?
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    go to tenerife all inclusive and do as much lying down as possible. that's what I would do. there's decent brothels there aswell.
     
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