Who is your new left back?

If there was a picture, and you knew it was available to view, of all our players lined up naked largest to smallest penis sizes, would you partake in a gander?

 

Tiote...

 

Of course.

 

Problem here is that Tiote's is never flaccid and it may have a tiring effect.

Shola wins by a country mile.


By the way let me know when I've gone too far because I tend to express my raging homosexuality until someone stops me.

 

Dunno what brought up the sizes of our players cocks like - can't be arsed to check

But, here's my guess:

Biggest: Tiote

Teeniest: Ferguson

Now all we need is for some shlaaag to check for us and see who is right lol

 

I would if there was one for not606 members

 

Anyway, I reckon Perch has the biggest.

I mean, he must have something going for him, right??

 

That scares me a lot.

But my guess for largest penis goes to Demba and my smallest guess stays with Rob Elliot, I think he tries to compensate for it with his cheesey grin and highlights but I know your secret Rob.

****ing hell though what next, which player is best in bed? No debate there though cos we all know its Cabaye. I could see him as a gentle lover.

 

Alan Smith my guess. Seems to be a bit of a player (not a football one)

 

Aye he seems the type to put it about a bit, every lass I know thinks hes lush. I dont think he quite has the delicate features of Cabaye but he is a handsome chap. Just a shame hes one of the worst players in the league.

 

Yeah lol, heard Simmo was until he met the mother of his bairn like.

Worst in bed? Got to be Perch haha. **** at everything

 

Who would even want to sleep with Perch in the first place?

I could imagine Obertan crying after sex aswell, not sure why. Lack of confidence probably.

 

Haha. Can imagine Tiote has left a few crying haha

 

WTF have I just read at 2am in the morning? Christ cringe worthy stuff

 

Homo

 

this thread has come a long way since i last opened it.

 

He's right though, this thread is ever so slightly creepy.

 

Haha, I dunno how it started to get the way it has

 

Amazing song. We were singing it while 4-1 down to Barnsley the other day.

 

i always skip to the last page and on here i find this at the top of the page...

for once (and this is rare) i actually read back through the pages to find the source of derailment , i was unsuccessful