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  1. The Situation

    The Situation Active Member

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    To make this thread less camp, Id give the girl in this video a good seeing to!!!!!!!!

    [video=youtube;5hjoDOnzr5s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hjoDOnzr5s[/video]
     
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  2. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Solid 7
     
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  3. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    I reckon Shola's got the longest penis in the dressing room.

    Best's got the smallest one.
     
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  4. Kyle?

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    i'd say 8.
     
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  5. Kyle?

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    Shame his missus complains about him missing the target so often though. Doesn't matter how big it is if you can't use the thing properly...
     
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  6. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Guthrie's is definately the smallest mate

    2nd is Simpson.

    I agree with you about Shola.
     
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  7. The Situation

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    Solid 8.5 for me!!!
     
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  8. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Generous!
     
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  9. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    HOLD THE PHONE

    I forgot about Ferguson and reckon he has the smallest penis.
     
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    Definitely agree with that.

    Shola's destroys women and saves babies from burning buildings though.
     
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  11. Kyle?

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    He's not a superhero. if he was, he'd be very average.
     
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  12. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Agreed.
     
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  13. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    I feel it is necessary to re-post this and we should all listen to it again.

    [video=youtube;biOcrpzcdSU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biOcrpzcdSU[/video]

    Also...

    "Where can I get the guitar tabs to this song? I want to impress my girlfriend by serenading her"

    Which one of you did this? <laugh>
     
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  14. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Lovenkrands has the biggest apparently.

    Peter Lovenkrands
    Peter Lovenkrands
    Got a massive cock
    Tucks it in his sock
    Peter Lovenkrands
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jan 9, 2012
  15. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Rob Elliot looks like he has a tiny tiddler tbh.
     
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  16. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Smaller than Fergie's though?

    Not convinced
     
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  17. Disco down under

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    This is dark.
     
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  18. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    Most definitely the best song on YouTube. <ok>
     
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  19. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <laugh>


    Shola has got a massive cock, Shola , Shola
    Shola has got a massive cock, Shola, Shola,
    He shagged a woman, now she's dead,
    He swings his cock around his head,
    Shola Ameobi, Newcastle's 23.




    Disclaimer : Lyrics may or may not have been stolen from Leeds fans for their Enoch Showunmi song.
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    So you've seen Shola's then?
     
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