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James Perch's mutant arms

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  1. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    James Perch has mutant arms.

    His picture on the club's website has clearly been shopped.

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    I can't find a single picture of him in a game bearing his arms.

    To the best of my knowledge he has never played a game in a short sleeved shirt and I have came to the conclusion his arms are either bionic or mutant and the more plausible choice is obviously mutant so he has mutant arms.

    Until someone finds a picture suggesting otherwise this will be the case.

    The pic must be of him during a game to prove it hasn't been shopped in any way.
     
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  2. Kyle?

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  3. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    controversial reply but you posted a hot girl so <ok>
     
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  4. Pardew's Magical Notepad

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    As thread killers go, it's more attractive than the griff!
     
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  5. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Has the Griff been replaced by Branson?

    How did I miss this?
     
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  6. Kyle?

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    Someone (i think it was Amnesiac) started using Beardy Branson as the new griff.
     
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  8. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Perch's nickname is Pepperami hahaha
     
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  9. Chappaz

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    Why the hell would someone want Perch's signature man seriously.
     
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  10. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    If I saw him and I hate a pen and bit paper, I would want it tbh :)
     
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  11. Cal.

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    No need to hate a pen, nor to bite paper.
     
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  12. Chappaz

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    I wouldn't. At all.
     
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  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    What about ask for a picture and use it as your avatar?

    INSTANT HERO STATUS.
     
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  14. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I hate all pens :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    lol i did find this... not short sleeved but it made me giggle for a moment

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  16. Aldridge_Prior

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    Divorce papers...
     
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  17. Toon_Tiger

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    perch actually has the look of "that kid" who was always picked last in P.E.
     
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  18. Chappaz

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    Touché sir.
     
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    There's hope for me yet!
     
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    I hope this is true <laugh>

    mutual termination of contract
     
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