New bid for stewart

Are you on some sort of crusade?

 

You're Stephen Hawking and I claim my £5 motobility voucher.

 

If I am, it's turning into a monty python sketch bloody quickly

 

I find that hard to swallow...

 

So if we're going for this 'new' definition of racism, can someone tell me the last time they heard of somebody criticising Christianity being called racist?

 

This thread's got way too intense.

I'm off to bed.

 

Are Amish people Muslim?

It's just the beards, I get confused about the beards.

Another reason why it would be difficult to ride in the Tour de France.

The beards might get caught in the chain.

Is that racist or beardist?

It wasn't meant to be either.

I'm confused.

 

Is 'infidel' a compliment?

 

Didn't Amish work behind the bar at the Woolpack? I didn't think he had a full beard!

A fear of beards is pognophobia. I wouldn't mind being a pogist. Didn't he used to have a wood?

 

What religion are these bloody fairies?

 

I think they just fall into one camp.

 

Are they in league with the garden gnomes though? As they have beards they are obviously Amish, muslin or both. And unable to ride bikes, which is probably why they are seen fishing so the beards stay out of harms way

 

The gnomes are in league with us, you've heard them singing haven't you? One of our gnomes, he's one of our gnohomes, Nicky Barmby, he's one of our gnomes.

 

Amish from the Woolpack had a set of pork chops.

I just don't get why they shave off the tash and leave the rest.

Looks daft.

Full set or nowt for me.

 

Although this was entertaining, I only came on looking for genuine info.... I've literally read every page of this and come away with nothing.

Even after one of these Leicester wums stops posting bollocks, once they've ruined a thread in the first place, it goes way off track and becomes unsalvageable.

 

I'm so glad I read this to the end. Can I get my ten minutes back?

 

This will catch on! So the gnomes are keeping Stewart away from the fairies, Muslims, Amish, Americans, Mark cavendish and Nigel Pearson because they won't stop messing about?

And you all must have known this thread wasn't anywhere near 'on topic' pages ago?

 

Shouldn't take much to change it back to 'normal' at any page if someone chirps in with something relevant.

 

Doubt there'll be much more to the story anyway after APs stop messing about line today. It's more or less telling Nigel to stick his bids up himself