Muir, If you can swallow your integrity as well as you swallow semen this is the book for you: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rules-Work-...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1264421445&sr=8-1 I work on the policy of tell them what they want to hear then do what you ****ing want to do
Alright lads, Was a hard interview. Before a good few questions they said, 'This might be a little difficult to answer since your not actually doing the job' ****s.
and did i mention im horribly underqualified and dont have a clue how to do the job. its a ****ing certainty i tell you.
Muir tell them you know me thatl secure the job oh and also tell them you get some ****epipe action they will respect you for that.
Talking of tuk tuks, how thick are the drivers in Phuket? One of the daft ****s was shouting "you want taxi?!!" at me while I zoomed past on my moped. Silly bastard.
Nah, I was in a two man department at my office. The smallest department in the entire company so me and the other boy took it in turns for the cushy jobs until he left. Then we got this contract for offshore. I'm the only Con Mon Technician on the entire platform so I only report to the Day supervisor, my job is pretty easy to be honest. Nobody pays any mind if I do **** all. Then if I fix a problem for them I'm the golden boy again. It's win/win for me.
My Dad and his mates will get a contract to run subsea operations on the rig, they step in whenever there's a problem but most of the time they just sit on their arses looking at porn.
