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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MrWright!, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    A hard-on.


    3.4 inches of pure lady pleasing monster!
     
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  2. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Stick it up yer arse <ok>
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Can we see it please?

    Im gagging for cock.
     
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  4. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    35 pence and it's all yours baby.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    make it 22p and its a deal.
     
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  6. nufc4life

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    mr wight is wong its 2 cm rock hard his lass told me she had bigger baked beans in her mouth
     
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  7. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    But to be fair, she does eat some massive baked beans!
     
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  8. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Pardon me for asking but is Mr Wright from China?
     
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  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Is it proper inches or 'man inches'?
     
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  10. MrWright!

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    I've seen China once on tv?


    I dunno why the **** that daft twat keeps saying wong for me, i guess he's to ******ed to spell wrong?
     
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  11. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Never mind.Can I have a chicken curry with fried rice?
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You dont need to worry about length babes.

    Its girth you need to worry about with your wizards sleeve.
     
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  13. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> **** me <laugh>
     
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  14. MrWright!

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    That'll be 23 pound or 6997 Yen.
     
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  15. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Thank you Mr Wong, your cheque will be in the dog <ok>
     
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  16. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    mr wong me love you long time me so horny
    sucky ****y ten dollar

    whats your speciality creem of sum yung ghai
     
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  17. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    yes.
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    In her teenage days, Tina was having her stubbly slit licked out by a local crack addict, when he said "You've got a really tight pussy...You've got a really tight pussy"

    Tina asked "Why did you say it twice?"

    "I didn't" said the cracker.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yen are Japanese, it is Yuan in China.
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Man of the fiiancial world.

    Boooooooo.
     
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