Why a doughnut? Is there anything particularly stupid about a doughnut as opposed to say..a meringue or a french fancy?
Jutkiewicz is the one I am keen to see at SMS. He may be similar to Rickie, however, as Lambert pulls out wide so much Lukas coming through the middle would be perfect. I am sure he will be joining us as I saw a car no. plate --11 JCZ, so he will be our new no 11. You read it here first!
Hooper is a very important player for Celtic and I doubt we'd get him for a reasonable price before the summer. I'd love it if we did though as he's better than what is available in the Championship. Staying at home though, I'd go for Rodriguez or Rhodes.
Number plate just been spotted outside St Mary's: L0 WE1 Him and a wrinkly looking man left the vehicle. The wrinkly man was twitching! Wonder who it is... Hear it here first!
Of course I wasn't being serious! It makes no more sense than wearing lucky underpants to a match to improve the chances of 3 points. Surely no-one would do that?
I'd call him another Lee Barnard as they are both very similar players! Hooper would be a perfect signing!