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  1. Paulie Gualtieri

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    <ofcourseninemadesense> <ps> <youdontknowwhoiamdoya>
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jan 8, 2012
  2. Null

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    <arewegoingtocontinetocomminicatelikethisifsogretailikeit>

    <yesit'shashisitnot>!
     
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  3. Paulie Gualtieri

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    <itisandweshall> ok
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jan 8, 2012
  4. Null

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    <coolniceonechief>!
     
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  5. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    Irish newlyweds turn up at hotel & ask for honeymoon suite.
    Receptionist asks "Do you have reservations?"
    Bride says "I'm a bit worried about taking it up the arse."
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Jan 8, 2012
  6. irishgreen

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    An Irishman wishes to be a Scot.Doctor informs him that he'll have to cut out 50% of his brain.

    On the day of the operation the doc is poleaxed and cuts off 75% of Paddy's brain.

    Unbelievably Paddy survives and when he came round the doc was full of apologises.

    Paddy replies 'No problem old boy, I've never felt better.Now, am I still in time for the third test match?
     
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  7. Nazara

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    I can't understand why my new supporters club for Liverpool isn't taking off.

    Granted the name "King Kenny's Kop" is a bit long but I always abbreviate it!
     
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  8. irishgreen

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    WINNER <ok>
     
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  9. Erik

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    We're not all Delia Smith. I had to check the Google suggestions after typing 'pasta riga...' to see what this meant. You bloody ****.
     
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  10. MrWright!

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    And the award goes to Sickipedia.
     
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  11. jerseymackem

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    Thanks to working Saturdays at Waitrose <diva>
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

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    You have to make it up yourself
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jan 8, 2012
  13. JMMP

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    When hitler was ordering his men to kill 6 million jews he said kill 6 million jews and one australian the nazi's asked why one australian ? see no one ever asks about the jews.
     
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  14. RebelBhoy

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    May I direct you to the small print in this thread.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jan 8, 2012
  15. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Consumer research fella stops a guy of West Indian origin, and ask's. "Do you wash in Tide" Fella say's. "Of course too cold outide".
     
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  16. RebelBhoy

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    This is the winner.

    The rest are either too good or too nicked.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jan 9, 2012
  17. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    I actually think that was the funniest of them all
     
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  18. RebelBhoy

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    Me too, but it is **** in a very good way.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jan 9, 2012
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh> <applause>.
     
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  20. Peter the spastic paedo

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    An Irishman wishes to be a Scot.

    The doctor says,don't be stupid you can't be a racecourse.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jan 9, 2012
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