Everyone be very careful. As part of my dictator manifesto for when I become King of Europe I've already promised to purge everyone who has made more than 10 tweets. As well as every single human being who has ever appeared on ITV in any non sporting capacity.
1 billion people is a bit ambitious. I stipulated 10 tweets because you have to give people the chance to try it out first before figuring out it's a load of balls. Maybe I should purge everyone on Facebook who has more than 500 friends..? (that would also make me a single man )
1 billion is quite a few but imagine the jobs you'd create/free up, and productivity at work would increase too. Also if you're King of Europe you could have your own harem so that solves the 'single problem', unfortunately most hot women have facebook so your options would be quite limited... You'd be doing mankind a favour though...
Now Christmas and New Year are out of the way, I can get back to spreading the love on Not606. This is only my 15th post in 3 weeks. That's not ****ing normal (by my abnormal standards).
