Do you sit near anyone annoying?

There was a bloke near me today who was so annoying, he really thought he was managing the team and I was quite worried when he went to the loo, wondered what the players would do without his words of wisdom. I know everyone likes to shout and have a moan etc but at one point he was having a right go at Cameron Stewart and the thing was he was really loud and near the front and Stewart would have heard him. A bloke near us said something to the like shut up to him and he spouted off the usual garbage about I pay my money and am entitled to my opinion, well yes 10,000 other people paid as well but not to listen to him. Funny though cos when he was slating a player it was Mcshane or Stewart but if he had a bit of praise it was well done Paul, Cam etc. Well after slagging off Cameron he left before the last goal and when he got up to leave everyone just turned to each other and said thank god he's gone, he was winding so many people up.

 

There's two guys near me. One 50 odd year old who thinks he's footballs gift to management because he manages an under 12's team. All you hear is "come on city second ball! My under 12's defend better than that!" Or "Second ball city! You have to get stuck in more! My under 12's do better than that!" Basically it's always some **** that contains "second ball" and "my under 12's...".

Then the other one's this senile old guy who talks complete bollocks in a funny voice. I think he mentioned something about how McPhee wasn't playing well in my last visit t' KC.

 

Do you not refer to people by different names to let them know you're annoyed then? My brother in law to be is Rob normally but Robert when my sister is annoyed, and my step dad is Andy or Andrew on the same basis.

 

I have a family in the row behind me who are completely clueless. The dad moans all the way through, even at decisions which the referee clearly gets correct. The son who is probably 12? Basically knows nothing about the game whatsoever and shouts the most ridiculous of things like asking people to shoot when 40 yards out, but the is equally likely to shout if somebody shoots and it goes wide. He seems to believe he can do better. The mother seems quite ashamed and doesn't say anything at all. The daughter has a crush on Rosenior and shouts for every pass to go to him and is angered when it doesn't. At least in the second half she goes quiet as when Rosenior is on the other side. And finally the nan or grandma who doesn't know the offside rule, how a throw in should be taken, nothing, none of the laws of the game. She just shouts 'oh you should have passed', 'oh you should have tackled him', etc.... And calls for people to be subbed for somebody in a completely different position. This is the second season of these people being sat there and I hope they don't renew another, or they move back to the West stand.

 

i sit in the south near a guy who constantly screams at the referee, no matter whats happening, and i mean screams
its hard to explain unless you hear him its that unbelievable and random, almost like a comedy sketch...even when one of our players hacks somebody down, he starts screaming phrases which are becoming cult classics where i sit.. "blatant dive" and " instant dismissal, its the only correct decision!" is my favourite...even if we are winning, the 2nd a ref does something he doesnt like, thats it hes gone for the rest of the game, our striker can just nudged over and hes off, bellowing how it was an awful foul, has to be a red card, then 2 minutes later if we nearly break there strikers legs, its a dive!.... at 1st we thought he was doing it for a joke, it was that random and mental, but it appears he is just a bit mental, in fact i probably shouldnt mock, i think he does genuinely need help from the authorities.
he often continues it after the game, all the way down the stairs, if you sit anywhere near block 28, you must have heard him at some point. im surprised he hasnt had a heart attack yet, i can only think he was abused by a referee as a child.

 

I think I know the bloke you mean DJ, top of the south stand, about 50 odd? He's become a regular talking point round our group who sit near him, he screams so loud at the ref there's people sitting 4 or 5 rows down turning round to him when he goes off on one! He does come out with some crazy stuff sometimes, funny but crazy. If this guy was a ref, there would be nobody left on the pitch!

 

I have the most horrendus loud mouthed, gobby guy and his son two rows behind me but otherwise it's quite boring and quiet.

 

that sounds like him, used to be funny but its a bit annoying now, i only sit 2 rows down, so im quite often the one who gets the earful on the wayout, i try to get out as quick as i can to avoid a meeting on the stairs!

 

LMAO

Funny, I posted on another thread about morons sat behind and in front of us today. Let me point out we've had season tickets in west lower, west upper and east stand. On friendlies and cup games we move to different parts of the stadium. Today we sat in the south stand, row H just behind the goal. The ****ing idiots were all around us, a bunch of old blokes were spouting off, commentator style all through the game was watching a different game to me, slagging McLean off from the start, when he scored he even said that was a deflection! Some senile old bastard was shouting ****e all the way through, what made it worse was he didn't have his teeth in! Then there was this chavy set of twats in the front rows swearing and giving the players and fans ****er hand signs!

Made me realise the section of E5 we sit is made up of decent and knowledgeable supporters, can't wait to get back in our seats on Saturday! As for the south stand? Well clearly theres evidence of inbreeding

 

If I hear "grass the b*****d" one more time I think I'll go crazy..

 

He always seem oblivious to everyone else around him and carries on no matter what. It's quite funny but some of the stuff he comes out with is pretty ridiculous. He did have someone at the one of the games recently turn round and tell him to shut the **** up!

 

I think we 3 are on about the same old guy. But he's around 70 odd. I sat 2 rows down from him too. Row BB seat 128

 

There's a family sit in the row in front of me further along. I think they have bladder problems. The sit in their seats and always arrive late. They always go for a wee half-way thru the first half (separately) and also leave early before half-time so they can be first in line to get their drinkies. Then because they have had a drinkie they do of course, need another wee (separately) half way thru the second half. Then of course they get up and leave (separatley) several minutes before final whistle.

Honestly, if I knew a good assassin, I'd..............

 

You were VERY quiet in fact, make sure you're back on form for Sat, helps drown out some of the other more high pitched shouts......

 

I once had a woman sat behind me who's description still fails to do her justice.. she covered her ears, buried her head in her lap and made a weird moaning sound when we were chanting (I'm in the West Stand so I could still hear her ) But when we had quietened down, she constantly screamed 'COME ON CITY!' in the most ridiculously high-pitched voice possible, and always seemed extremely close to tears.. absolutely mental.

To be fair this wasn't particularly annoying, more.. entertaining

 

unbelieveable isnt it, other people probably think theres others who have a go at the ref, but this guy is on another planet....another theory me and the lads i go with came up with, is that hes a sunday league referee who gets ripped to pieces every week, so he takes it out on the professionals.
and jobbo, i actually sat in the east today for a change, and there where some knowledgable people in there discussing why koren shouldnt get back in the team next week, so i think all stands have them, not just the south thank you

 

I normally sit in West Upper, and last week there was some little kids near me which started staring at me every time I chanted Barmby Army, also get the occasional chair kicker. I was in E5 today and it was so much better, hopefully will be able to move there next season!