What I normally do in these instances is copy the link and email it to my hotmail address for viewing at a later date
****ing more porn on this platform than is on the internet. There is a guy on here with a 260 Gb portable hard-drive filled with porn movies. The **** is a sleazy weirdo
Correct, every red blooded man likes a bit of Max Hardcore. Nothing better than having a **** over the degredation of a daft wee hoor. Carrying about thousands of hours of hardcore porn everytime you go away smacks of an addiction to me though. How much ****ing does the guy need to do?
That's true, **** taking that through airport security once a month though. He's got some sick **** on it. He calls it "Porntable Hard-Drive"
By the way venom, my missus was telling me that a bird she works with man is out on the rigs in the north sea. She said he only gets 9 minutes of phone calls a day plus no internet access, even during breaks Is this the case for most of the guys? Or do you think he just can't be arsed with her? I can't remember what his job is or what rig he's on You skiving ****
Before I worked here I was ad hoc for offshore. I've worked for: BP, Shell, Maersk, Talisman, Total, Chevron, TransOcean, British Gas and TAQA Never in my life have I been to a platform where internet access or phone-time was restricted. If the platform is really busy and you don't have a desk with a computer your internet access might be limited so others can use the public PC's but phoning folk is never an issue. Methinks he is bullshitting her.
The guy, probably dosnae even work on a rig. The fortnight he's away he will spend with his other family
I know of at least two guys who have two families. Both have a wife and kids in the UK and both have Thai wives. One of the guys even has a wee half Scottish-half Thai baby. Mental eh?
Birds are dumb. You only have to say something as specific as 9 minute phone time for them to believe you. Or make up something technical like "Sorry love, can't see you tonight, the semi-automated revolving piston crank shaft in my car has went. It's a very serious fault, it must be sorted ASAP" Plus they think you're all manly and get moist
Got me thinking of a story from about 2 years ago Me and two mates had been getting pished all day one Sunday at mine, then we ran out of booze so went to my mates dads flat. His dad came in and sat with us talking about his new wife. She comes in a bit later and is Thai. By this time I'm completely ****ed and ask him when he picked her up from the post office etc. His dad was ****ing raging and hasn't said another word to me I dont remember this bit but my mate swears it's true. I asked them where they met and he said in Thailand. I said he tried to take her back to where they had there first date but she said "No mr jim, I be good. I cook I clean I be good" I'm a ****
