Unzip? Whack balls and all over the waistband? Personally, I drop togs to ankles and stand with my hands on the back of my head and whizz away.
I sit in my living room downstairs, and just unravel my massive schlong, it reaches all the way up the stairs, down the landing and into the bathroom and piss there! Made things abit akward in tesco earlier tho, i had to stand in the bread section and whip my cock out to piss in the toilets the other side of the shop!
Well being paralysed from the waist down, i aint a ****ing clue how i piss, just see a bag filling up.
Fat ****s have their advantages but often get riduculed... Hang on a minute... What am I telling you for, you'll know more than me....
