Football Big Brother

Flicking through the channels and found Big Brother is on again, personally can't stand it but got me thinking, if they were to do a Big Brother with only footballers in it, who would you want to watch and who would you like to present it??

Presenter = Jose Mourinho (Very outspoken, be funny to watch)
house mates - a few suggestions below :

Demba ba (down to earth, be interesting to watch and should be funny as long as there was enough syrup for him)
Coloccini ( see how he does his hair every morning)
Balotelli ( the guys antics are hilarious even though he's a bit of a twat)
Joey Barton (similar to Balotelli reasons)

Some of your suggestions:
Barton/Henry
Evra/Suarez
Terry/Bridge
Nile Ranger
Sammy and Shola Ameobi

Any more suggestions??

 

How many housemates are we allowed? lol

 

Will go with 12, sounds about right for Big Brother I think.

 

Yeah, do they have to be current players or can they be former players? lol

 

Jesus **** christ you just can't get rid of all this celebrity wannabe cock snot. I have no tolerance for this type rubbish and it's on TV constantly. If it's not the everyday twat bigging themselves up on TV it's the celebrities who were caught ****ing or something lording it up on ice.

 

Up to you, anyone who has been involved in footballer but are alive.

 

tiote roll a spliff and chill pal

 

I don't believe in that at all I hate smoking. I like the idea of relax though.

 

1. Balotelli
2. Barton
3. Evra
4. Suarez
5.Terry
6. A.Ferdinand
7. Holt
8. David Luiz
9. Arshavin
10. Tavernier
11.Drogba
12. Ranger

Diverse, Dynamic, Deadly combo right there.

 

I'd say presenter: Gary Lineker and he can discuss it with Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson

Footy Big Brother Little Brother I'd have Steve Claridge discussing it with Chris Kamara haha.

In the house:

Sammy Ameobi - Funny and happy
Mario Balotelli - Crazy mother ****er
Paul Gascoigne - Will be funny as
Craig Bellamy - Put him in a room on his own and see if he can actually start a fight
Clarke Carlisle - The brains
Vinnie Jones - So Gazza can get his own back on him
Lionel Messi - He is Messi...
Ian Holloway - Funny and would put them in their place
Avram Grant - Have to have a boring one lol
Carlos Tevez - To see what he is really like
Chris Waddle - He would be kicked out first for having an annoying voice
Lee Hughes - So the hardmen can kick the **** out of the horrible, evil ****

 

Suarez + Evra sharing a room.
Barton
Ba
Asprilla
Balotelli
Pardew
Merson
De Gea
Jonas
Sammy
Bernard

 

i dont agree with smoking cigs to be fair but i used to be a green head ,i recommend a sauna or steam room 4 the relax

 

i was watching as there was a Lindsay Lohan rumour.. turns out to be a false rumour so i will do the usual and not watch it.

Shame tho.. shes got a lovely pair of....*cough* ear rings

 

Actually, Barton and Karl Henry would be a gudden!

 

this pair also featured in mine!

 

She is just a coke head slut and I dislike her for that reason. I'd rather fancy something good,clean and wholesome.

 

Could you imagine it!?
Evra: "Could you pass me the ketchup"
Suarez: "No, i'm not passing you it because you're black"

Next day Kenny and Liverpool come out to defend him

 

A steam room? I don't have time for a bloody steam room ffs. Thanks for the advice though brother.

 

Have to agree with you on that one

Good suggestions, liking the Barton/Henry combination and the Evra/Suarez one to. Also Nile Ranger was a good shout!

 

Lets go with this.
1. Balotelli
2. Richards
3. Barton
4. Bradley Johnson
5. Tiote
6. Giggs (via Tiote's back pocket).
7. Cabaye
8. Wilshere
9. Howard
10. Bendtner
11. Pulis
12. Karl Henry.