Head Is ****ing Killing

Think he was having a pop at other folk, as he pointed out they had me back before.

Alot of others are under the threat of redundancy half the ****s never showed up monday or tuesday claiming to be sick. Now all of a sudden they're asking if they get a new job can they start it & still get paid!!

 

still, i hope you whacked on the finest dead pan thousand yard stare you could muster.

 

No I was giving him the "I'm really ill i think I'm dying unless you let me learve early" look. So he didn't realise I'm actually pissed from last night

 

One time i had tanned a litre of Galaxy milk and a fish supper. I thought i was going to die so a girl in my work told me have a ****e and it worked. I was tempted to say can i do it on your chest but that would be a tad rude.

 

she sounds classy, were those her exact words "have a ****e"

I'm getting a semi just thinking about her

 

Did you need a ****e though?

She can;t really take the credit for saving your life.

 

I didnt need a ****e but i went and tried and i done one. Her words were "go for a ****" shes a nice girl and she stopped me from exploding.

 

"Go for a ****", must be fae Kelvinside. Did she say it in a Miss Jean Brodie style??

 

Naw im away now