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Cracking one off at work

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  1. Johnbhoy#7

    Johnbhoy#7 Member

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    Who's done it?

    I have twice although it was during my break so technically i wasnt doing anything wrong although i havent done it for years.

    My motto is whats done in the toilet stays in the toilet.
     
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  2. Bhoy From Brum

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    So why tell us about ****ing in their <laugh>
     
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  3. Castleger

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    Johnbhoy

    I hope tae **** your not the Janny at my boys primary school<yikes>
     
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  4. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Here's Girvan with a Catholic related jibe.
     
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  5. Johnbhoy#7

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    No i work in Ayrshire. What i mean is i pish and ****e down a toilet so i can shoot my white sauce down it aswell.
     
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  6. Castleger

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    Eh ???????
     
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  7. lone ranger

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    not so far today <ok>

    probably most days. dont think i've ever had a job where i've not banged one out.
     
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  8. Used to do it quite alot. Not done it in years tho
     
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  9. Castleger

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    I done it once at work, wish I hadn't, cause I loved being a Lollipop Man
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

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    I meant Girvan would reply to your comment suggesting its a Catholic school as 99% of his posts seem to be about Catholics & sexual abuse <ok>
     
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    Of course. Whenever i know im not gettin any action that night, i have a wee half-hour swatch at xnxx.com then head to the bogs for a tug. Got to be done <ok>
     
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  12. Castleger

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    No worries, ya micky bastard <laugh> <ok>
     
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  13. Bhoy From Brum

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    ****ing knew you'd show up on the ****ing thread.
     
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  14. Johnbhoy#7

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    Glad to see we all love a good tam shank i thought it was just me. Need to go im in the cinema and The Crazies is just about to start then im going to see Dara O'Braian. Take it eary lads.
     
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    <laugh>

    I bet his popcorn is salty <laugh>
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    that's fairly romantic. i'll knock one off before morning meetings if i'm feeling a bit sleepy or at 5:30 when the last half hour is dragging <ok>
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I did it once when I worked in a newsagents about 10 years ago. Does having a tug out here count? Because if so then I've got you all beat blistery hands down
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    bring it venom, i still reckon i'll have a better work to **** ratio <ok> i've got to go at least once a day so pretty much every day i've spent in any job i've gone for "a ****"
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Dunno, sometimes when this place is rocking at night I wonder if it's the sea or 150 sex-starved men ****ing like insane chimps.
     
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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    is everyone away for a ****? no ****s said anything for almost half an hour.
     
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