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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bhoy From Brum, Mar 18, 2010.

  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    You ever notice that one of them never seems to go to the toilet whilst others seem to spend half their day in there?

    Just went to the toilet & I thought this other guy was going in there but he was just in the corridor making a call - then i started thinking, I've never known him to have a piss before.

    We just have one cubicle, no urinals or nothing so its obvious if its occupied who is in there.

    There's a few ****s here who never make a ****ing cup of tea either but soon as you pick your cup up & head towards the kitchen assume you'll make them one.

    Roll on 5pm ffs.
     
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  2. a like gettin ma 12:55 where are you goin for lunch fonecall <grr>
     
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  3. mmmmm i wonder





    ps i know what u meant
     
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  4. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Just making the tea there & some **** comes in to tell me there's somebody on the phone for me.........."you can finish the teas after the call" <doh>

    Will remake mine the rest can have it as it comes.

    Leave friday Grivan.
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The toilets here have 3 urinals and 3 cubicles in the centre of each floor, and one cubicle at either side of the wings on each floor <ok>

    Theres always one cubicle that runs out of bog roll by lunchtime
     
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  6. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Nah. Got the agency looking for work for me, got a good reference from this place etc so leaving it up to the agency to do alot of the legwork for me as she knows I'm good at my job & keep my head down.

    I've sent my cv off to a few places though I couldn;t see they had vacancies - nothing back yet.
     
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  7. lone ranger

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    i am that ****. 4 cups a day, havent made one in wks <ok>

    go get my tea bitch
     
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  8. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    I get the blame for doing this from the born again bird. "He even made one yesterday" was her comment halfhour after I;d just ****ing made her one <doh>

    I make a round a day & for the whole office just to waste 20 minutes & get some peace from all the **** these ****s talk!!
     
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    I work with a few coffee drinkers like myself, we are all heavily dependant on the stuff, but everytime without fail we all try to hold off as long a possible before someone gives in and goes accross the road and buys them. I works out fairly evenly if someone hasn't been for a while they'll get dogs abuse and go just to stop the badgering.

    **** making it though that for sweaty betty accross the road.
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    At npower we had a vending machine & it was a right pain in the arse trying to remember numbers & who's drink was who's.

    In the end we had names in a cup to make it fair.
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    pah! i used to feel bad about it until i realised another guuy in here doesnt do it either <laugh>

    everytime i hear those thighs swish swishing across the room i try and look busy and not like i'm just waiting for her to ask if i want a brew
     
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  12. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    The H&S guy just automatically passes you his mug when you go to his desk........even if your telling him the fax is ****ed.
     
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    <laugh>

    what a legend!
     
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  14. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Cheeky **** doesn;t even look at you, has his head facing his monitor & sort of gives you his mug in a reverse relay kind of move <laugh>

    I make him normal coffee instead of de-caff so it ****s him about <laugh>
     
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  15. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    you're right brum, he might just view you as a office slave good for making his brews but unworthy of human recognition but you dont make him his de-caff <ok>

    out on top once again!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    if u make the brews, make them all with decaff - serve the ****s right
     
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