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Self Service Checkouts

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Coffee55, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    We need a campaign to have this place brought back. Haircuts 3 times a week. <laugh>
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    It was called "A Bit off the Top"


    Genius.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ahm gonny have fits of childish giggles next time I'm at the hairdressers and ask her for a bit off the top <laugh>
     
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  4. nufc4life

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    jolls you ****ing dog **** picker i am starting to get pissed of with your snidey remarks, its a good job your miles away or we would be getting the boxing gloves on ha
     
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  5. jolls

    jolls Member

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    fear me,fear my wrath
     
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  6. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    only thing i fear from you is your bad breath
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <doh>

    Did you pull that stunner out of the poor comeback book?
     
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  8. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    shut up moaning saints 4 skin
     
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  9. jolls

    jolls Member

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    looks like some ones asking for a chinese burn
     
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  10. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    you forget im a blackbelt in origarmi
     
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  11. jolls

    jolls Member

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    in that case i don't want no trouble ,besides i have a strict policy when it comes to brawling i wont fight any 'man' over seven and a half stone .works quite well for me though i havent lost a fight for nearly ten years
     
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  12. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    ha ha im starting to like you now pal
     
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  13. jolls

    jolls Member

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    :wink: this could be the start of something beautiful
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Not true you just pretend to scan it and then stick small items in your pockets <ok>

    I love the things, i ****ing hate going to the shops they are full of ****ing idiots not watching where they are going and using the machines gets me out faster and usually helps get rid of **** service unless your buying alcohol.
     
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  15. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    razor blades are the best for pocketing in this situation ha ha
     
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  16. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    They normally always have a security guard watching the self service checkout on a camera 24/7.
     
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  17. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    They may as well have the poor **** on the checkout then.
     
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  18. Deleted 1

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    Self service check outs are great - at least they can speak English.
     
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  19. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    <laugh>

    not until they find people who will make them for cheaper in singapore
     
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  20. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Some PC **** will take that remark out of context and lambast you.<ok>
     
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