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  1. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    Just thought I would share a mail I sent a somewhat popular website, that got published (im on their quite a bit), by my alter-ego Banister9.

    I dont just annoy my fellow Toon fans on not606, I let the rest of the world have it as well.

    http://www.football365.com/mailbox/7413346/Mailbox

    Fergie Can't Buy Midfielders
    I sent a mail yonks back that made the headline (my debut) about how Fergie couldn't spot a decent centre midfielder to save his life and buy him for a reasonable price.

    My mail was slammed. Not just by what seemed a 100,000 F365 readers but by F365 themselves. All because he bought Roy Keane about 19 years ago.

    Well he hasn't bought one single decent CM since and relying on Scholes and Butt for so long was a blessing for Fergie from all mighty God himself it seems.

    So, to all those who panned my pretty obvious and logical observations...you can suck my balls. Oh and in case you're wondering, my left one's call Tiote and my right one's called Cabaye.

    Banister9 (Tiote and Cabaye won their domestic league before Toon 'splashed out' £8million for the pair. Do Man U actually have scouts or just accountants with cheque books?)

    I made myself chuckle with the 'naming of my balls'. I might actually do it from now on...............does that make Demba Ba my huge athletic penis?

    HTL!

    :D
     
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  2. overseasTOON

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    Dear Points of View,

    Can you bring back Anne Robinson please?

    She may not have been a looker but by Christ I’d be able to at least knock one out once in a while instead of hiding behind the couch when Jeremy Vine is on. There really is ‘something about the night’ about that man.

    Regards
     
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    Well aren't you hilarious and, as always, 'correct'.
     
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    Dear Jim'll Fix It,

    Can you bring back Jim please?

    He may be dead, but at least I'd be able to knock one out...

    Lots of Love
    Mr. Nek Roe-Feliac
     
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  5. atom heart mother

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    I would definately shag Anne Robinson - I think she looks great from behind in her tight leather pants - a first class GILF.
     
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  6. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    Dont accidently pull off the bulldog clip holding back her face.
     
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  7. atom heart mother

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    she would then have the weakest wink...

    Where's the coat stand... ?
     
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  8. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Carol Vorderman for me
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  9. atom heart mother

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    I heartily agree - Mrs Vorderman has a very nice bottom and her cute twin puppies are somewhat lickable.
    Im not going to stand up for the next 5 minutes - I can feel something developing....
     
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  10. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    .....well obvously Vorderman if we're actually being serious...

    Altho Rachel Riley would get the nod. Sacrilege.......
     
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    I lock the doors and close the curtain when Countdown is on now. I find it really helps me get the tricky connundrum... honest <whistle>
     
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    I dont last til the conundrum.
     
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    That's just there for laughs, I don't even think she's hugely fit...
     
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    Football365 is useless i find 5goals football354.com much more useful
     
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    Depends on how many times you have watched Countdown. She's 'office fit'. Not fit at first, but the more u see her, the fitter she suddenly becomes.

    We've all made the office fit bird mistake haven't we.......? Just me?
     
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  17. atom heart mother

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    My face leaves in 5 minutes - be on it..
     
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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    dave is that you without the eye liner
     
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    I'm pretty sure every bloke I've met at Uni has a 'fit seminar girl'. They usually grenades.
     
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    Sarah Palin - American Politician
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