Before I got a proper job I did some temping. Spent a day in the laundry at a lunatic asylum which also handled the laundry from several other hospitals. My job was to open up the bags of laundry and sort them into: whites, coloureds and soiled. As if that wasn't bad enough I found a used syringe complete with needle in one of the bags. "I'm not catching AIDS for £3/hour" I thought. Never went back.
He's working. Which reminds me of a joke. Q: Did you hear about the gay cabin boy? A: He worked his passge.
I wouldnt be able to cope with the shame of being a road sweeper/bin man in the city centre.. when I was a kid i think it was a prerequisite to look like elvis if it was your job.. Dont think i'd want the job of the bloke who drives round emptying the dog **** bins either.. dont think I could be a mortician either.. a mate of mine is one and most of his kitchen utensils he robbed from work.. had a bbq round there this year and he served his salad in a stainless steel bowl used to weigh people livers..
Would have saved the Nazis a fortune - Hitler, or the Pope at the time, could have become the Chief Rabbi and told them that Abraham said they all had to wear lead boots and jump into the nearest river. Easy to see why the daft bastards lost the war now......
